Court Questions and Answers

[Mark Mayo Boatner]

Some of the following would need to be read carefully if you are to follow the joke hyeah: But they are funny as hell :lmao:






Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
:lmao:




Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: I'm asking you which school?
A: Oral.
:rofl::rofl:





Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
:ashamed::lmao:




Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Looks Like Yammy :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:





Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
:rofl::rofl:




Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
:lmao:




Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
:lmao:






Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:




Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
:lmao:






Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
:lmao:





Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
:lmao::lmao:




Mr Wize Guy :lmao:
Q: And isn't it true, sir, that at one time you attempted suicide?
A: Yes, sir, it's true.
Q: And isn't it true, sir, that you failed?
:lmao:





Try answering these :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: ...

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
A: ...

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
A: ...

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
A: ...

Q: Did he kill you?
A: ...

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
A: ...

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
A: ...

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
A: ...


:lmao:

 

[Gerrymander]

Q1- :

Q2- twenty-year

Q3- no i was on da bed rest....

Q4- it was me ....

Q5- no dey didnt kill me

Q6- dey collide due to a distance of 1 km between dem

q7- Absolutely true

Q8- i commit almost evry day :hilarious:



:rofl: :lmao: : :hilarious:

 

[EtertDror]

Kyon PJ maar rahe ho sardaar :

 

[cul8r07]

these were the questions asked by Sardar's Lawyer it seems :rofl:

 

[Zac C]

nope the lawyer who was asking question was sardar himelf :unzipped: :unzipped:

 

[jimmaresa]

:sabu::sabu::sabu:

 

[Beer n wings]

@medpal :rofl: :lmao: :hilarious:

 

[Pompal 09.]

@Medpal :hilarious: :lmao:

Safin :unzipped:

 

[purplegirl31671]

@Medpal :lmao: I knew sardar wanted to change his profession, but i didn't know he has practices law these days :lmao:

 

[cheerleadingexpert,*]

::

 

[Poojy :)]

Safin lawyer bane ga tu yahi hoga.....:

 

[misserinbabey]

@doc : :hilarious::hilarious:

 

[FuCTup]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
:hilarious:

 

[thatswhatshesaid22]

Sardar :unzipped:

me think all questions are from a hypocrite .....