Crystal at Body Assets

[Anastasia Marie]

Saw her pic on CL couple of weeks ago and decided to give her a visit.
Yesterday I called and made an appointment with her.
Its on 17th Ave SE and has opened few weeks ago. Its very clean, spacious and well decorated. The rooms have showers.

Met Crystal who was stunning, tanned complexion, long dark hair, sexy blue eyes and was exotically beautiful. She wore tight top and bottom. The top hardly concealed her enhanced boobs. She must be 5'6'', 120-140 lbs, 36DD, 24, 34 these are my guess (forgot to take the tape). She is European and South American Mix. She has a very beautiful body.

Paid $80 for 1 hr massage, took shower and was ready for her. She is very intelligent and interesting person to talk to. There was a TV in the room and played porno. Her massage was excellent which also included foot massage. Just for the massage I would give her 20. She is new to our city.

She provided GFE, LFK, DFK, DATY, CBJ and FS. She talked dirty while having an "O". I would rank her one of the best MP in our city. Over the years I have seen numerous MPs and SPs but nothing like her.

Overall rating: 10 (B/F/A/S)

I would definitely see her again and again. Next time I will book 2 hrs at least b/c 1 hr is not enough to enjoy her company.

 

[Seeyatiful]

.8 for all? No way?damage for all acronyms must be additional?

 

["D"]

Sorry - $250

 

[Morgaine]

this club yelena?

 

[highballer906]

I think they moved to this location and changed the name

 

[John-Musca]

Greetings,

Okay, for starters, I have lurked this site for sometime now. I suppose a year?? I have not been inclined to post about any of my experiences and have just enjoyed reading others reviews and adventures. I have been involved with this "hobby" / "crutch" (it's expensive ) for 10+ years now, anyhow, I digress.

I was intrigued by the OP's post on Crystal. So, this evening I decided to go out of my way for a visit. I tried calling for an appointment, but to no avail, figured fuck it, and just drove by. Upon my arrival I was greeted by a sign at the door, saying next appt at 6:45. Great, it's 6:30 now, walked downstairs and outside towards my car and noticed another fellow sitting in his car, fairly apparent what he was waiting for. I decide to wait and see, and sure enough he heads on in. I follow several minutes later, and notice the sign , it's now 7:45 till next appt. Wow, okay, 1 girl working.

I occupy myself stealing an net connection and play some vids, when I notice Paris (from CY), walking into the establishment. Great, I give her a couple minutes and head on up. My intentions from the start were to see Crystal though. I have never read a review where a MP scored perfect 10's!

A nice conversation with paris at the front counter, for a few minutes, catching up and I made an appt to meet Crystal (krystal?) for 8. Paris said she was beautifull, and the OP here claims the same, but you know, I always (okay , most times) am dissapointed at the quality of girls. Perhaps I'm picky.

FF to 7:52pm. I notice a gentleman walk into the establishment, 7:56, I'm thinking it's time to go in, which I do. There is paris and crystal at the front, and I apologize to the gentleman in the waiting room, for showing up and stealing Crystal.

Now, prior to heading out on this little excursion, i did look up crystal on CL, and saw her picture, it is her, and I know you guys have seen this before, but she is without a doubt, much more better then what you see there. Her face is angelic, Paris I believed described her as betty boo!
For the first time I was stunned at how perfect she looked. Okay, now I'vwe seen a couple girls with the same calibre of looks, however that is where the similiarities end.

I really am sorry, I'm not going to go into huge detail on my time with her, but the original poster did not lie, nor exaggerate claims. From what I read, my experiences was similiar, (although i opted for the hottub whirlpool, and I seriously recommend that)

My time with Crystal was very enjoyable. I went in with high expectations, and they were all met and exceeded beyond words. She's not only beautifull, but humble, smart, charming, sensual and real (except for her magnificient boobies.. yay for boobies!).

To be honest, there are only 2 other providers I have seen that stand out like Crystal. 1) is Pam (I saw her when she ran Blue Topaz), if your reading this Pam, the guy with the checkered vans, who was dumb and stood you up, has regretted it ever since, and I apologize. (learned that lesson the hard way, 6 or 7 years ago). and 2) a lady who's name eludes me right now, who visits from the states every once in a blue moon (just good chemestry there I think).

But honestly putting crystals service, looks, and attitude and saying she's on par with Pam, in my book and many others I'm sure, is high enough praise.

I just can't say enough good things about her, the only thing I regret is after this, I'll probably never see her again, cuz she is gonna be booked solid once you all (who apparently have way more $$ then myself) get ahold of her.

To conclude, with the exception of the 2 providers mentioned above, I have NEVER walked out of a MP with an empty wallet with a smile like I had tonight, I suggest you guys stop in and say hello.

Cheers
Chill

 

[Nirvana Boy]

is this club yelena?

 

[sweetsonia]

No , its not

 

[stormgale89]

Ummmmm.... There's allready a "Chill" on massageplanet...

 

[Nia]

"Ummmmm.... There's allready a "Chill" on massageplanet..."

Ummm, chill, chilly, nyte, mrks, Inexorable Psychosis, I don't really give a fuck... I was just being lazy after typing my synopsis. If people are gonna nitpick cuz I just signed off with the last 5 letters of my name rather then the whole thing, I'll just go back to lurking.

good nuff? I didn't mean to offend anyone.

Lates

 

[Penn]

Woah. I wasn't trying to piss you off man. Don't take my failed joke quite so serious. The Chill I am refering to just happens to own the board. When I read something from "chill" I attribute it to him.

That's all...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Fair enough I must have missed that.

 

[wmayers99]

For the record, Body Assets IS Club Yelena

 

[Catlover101]

So where is this establishment or what is it called?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Doesn't take much to do a search...

http://www.club-yelena.ca/

 

[Pompal 09.]

Perhaps you should actually check out the site and notice that it's moved.

 

[Lionel]

this "crystal" sounds like a rare find indeed...........in my pooning experience ive only had 2 or 3 mp girls who allow daty or lfk/dfk, and only 1 who did either on the first date. gfe in an mp is indeed hard to come by.

 

[@l!$h@]

You're right....

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks, I just had the impression from an earlier post that it was not Club Yelena..

 

[Ruben]

Club Yelana is in the same place as always......girls ( Emily & Christina)from Purely Majestic bought it from Paris who opened Body Assets ....but she hijacked the domain name/web site for Club Yelana and .....well you get it...not so nice but that's the way it goes in business sometimes.....girls need to get a new site up to end the confusion...