curious... what goes on at mps

[little big mama]

I am really new to this and I have a question that I am curious about. What does go on at a mp behind closed doors, I know you get a massage and a release but do this places off fs at the mp?. Its something I always wondered about and figured that this is the best plase to ask. Also what exactley is a Nude Reverse, from my understanding its you get to massage the mpa, will if your paying to get a massage why would you want to do leg work and massage her back? i dont get it.

Well thanks for putting up with this rather curious questions.

Who would you recommend for my first MPA experience?

 

[Carol]

all of them do, all the time just ask

 

[Marysa]

only if you know the secret code and handshake

 

[Loo_Blink]

LOL. Wow, you really ARE new to this! Maybe just a tad too new, and yes, they all do fs (Fun Stuff).


I suggest anyone, and quickly!!! LOL

 

[realist101]

doesn't know what goes on but know the terminology? hmm.
my advice is search the older reviews for a lady that gets high praise and try her out, the suprise will make it all the more fun.
ps no fs, that wont be a fun suprise if you try for it.

 

[Theresa]

I believe that fs, i.e. fish sticks, are only available at the really low end spas - you can practically smell 'em as soon as you're in the door!

 

[~vanilla~]

Me thinks you are interpretting the word "massage" a bit too literally.

Would you change your answer if I told you she was lying on her back instead and she really (REALLY) needed you to make her naughty parts feel better?

 

[William Y]

And if you stop before your 'fingers stink' your not getting good mileage.

 

[Miss G]

Last time I was at a parlour, I got a massage

 

[Baps .]

OMG what mileage.

Last time I was at a parlour, I got attitude.

 

[Tori ?????]

Seems to me someone has never touched a woman before. Try it. It's fun.
Do some research to find a well reviewed spa and attendant and go get a NR massage. That's the best way to find out.

 

[Stephanie V]

The reason no one's answering your question is that you could be the police ("LE" - law enforcement).

But we all started somewhere.

All you can do is do searches on this board, see a few MPA's yourself, post some reviews (really, really important), and then people will start seriously answering your questions.

YMMV = your mileage may vary, and it really does.

You can find an MPA to offer any kind of service you want, including intercourse, but most of the MPAs reviewed on this board don't offer that ever or at least very often, and if it happens the guy would have to be an asshole to post about it here.

Which doesn't mean he wouldn't.

 

[Liberal Nemesis]

Well said, Kracker.

 

[Jabberwock]

I'm pretty sure I actually offered real advice in my earlier reply which got edited out...

Christ, I really have to take something for this memory issue of mine...

Anyway, the point was to just actually see a girl on the high end for 30 minutes (not a full hour first time out) and opt for the highest tip amount that she permits (I guess we can't be more explicit than this after the recent LE raids).

The point is - don't fuck yourself by opting for a lower tip category... you're in this already, might as well get a bit dirty, and save by not going that often

 

[lil_boy_as]

Also make sure you do some personal grooming, i.e. make sure your clean(if you stink you may as well stay home), cut your finger nails and toe nails(these girls have delicate skin dont ya know), and above all else these girls are real live human beings, not a specimen you can just poke and prod with no repercusions.
Treat the ladies with respect, give a half decent massage in return, and you should be good to go.

 

[Huey]

first off i'm not a square as someone suggested.. just lived a shelterd life i guess.... secondly thanks for the advice and i will use it... thirdly i will post a review when i do take the plunge