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TAOISM: S**t happens!
HARE KRISHNA: S**t happens rama rama ding ding!
HINDUISM: This s**t happened before!
ISLAM: If s**t happens, take a hostage!
ZEN: What is the sound of s**t happening?
BUDDHISM: When s**t happens, is it really s**t?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "s**t happens!"
7th DAY ADVENTIST: S**t happens on saturdays!
PROTESTANTISM: S**t won't happen if I work harder!
CATHOLICISM: If s**t happens, I deserve it!
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock knock, "s**t happens!"
UNITARIAN: What is this s**t?
MORMON: S**t happens again & again & again!
JUDAISM: Why does this s**t always happen to me?
RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this s**t!
HARE KRISHNA: S**t happens rama rama ding ding!
HINDUISM: This s**t happened before!
ISLAM: If s**t happens, take a hostage!
ZEN: What is the sound of s**t happening?
BUDDHISM: When s**t happens, is it really s**t?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "s**t happens!"
7th DAY ADVENTIST: S**t happens on saturdays!
PROTESTANTISM: S**t won't happen if I work harder!
CATHOLICISM: If s**t happens, I deserve it!
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock knock, "s**t happens!"
UNITARIAN: What is this s**t?
MORMON: S**t happens again & again & again!
JUDAISM: Why does this s**t always happen to me?
RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this s**t!