Daft Joke

[Andy J]

May have heard it.

Blonde goes to work and notices her work colleague Brian standing in the corner with a lampshade over his head.
God what the hellare you doing Brian? You look really stupid. You going nuts?
Well says Brian, Thats the plan, see,I'm after a few days off work, have asked the boss twice this week and he just won't let me have the time off. Thought I'd pretend to be a light bulb in the hope that he would come into the office see me and and think that I'm cracking up under the stress of too much work and send me hometo rest up for a day or so.
That aint going to work says the blonde.
Several moments later the boss walks in, takes one look at Brian and says, what the hell are you doing standing in the corner with thatlampshade on your head?
I'm a light bulb,anyone can see that, retorts Brian.
Anyone can see that your going bloody bonkers, says the boss. Sod off home and get some rest see, you next week, says the boss.
With that Brian packs his belongings and walks out of the office, smile on his face,job done.
After several minutes the blonde gets up from her desk packs her things and starts to leave also.
Where the bloody hell do you think your going, says the boss.
The blonde stops turns round and says to the boss














How do you expect me towork in the dark!!!!!

 

[Whitneyloohoo]

oh dear[&o]