Deaf Bookkeeper

[Lindobarap]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
>million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational
>benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed
>that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to
>testify about in court.
>
> When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing
>$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
>
> The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
>embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
>where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I
>don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather:
>"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
>
> That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
>bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney
>signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
>
> The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
>briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
>
> The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney
>replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.
>