Dear Employees

[Sun]

Just a caveat...I post 'em, I don't write them
RG
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Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the Service have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received Reviewom some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore,a list of New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*ck you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f*cking b*t*h

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f*cking way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh*ting me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh*t.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f*cking problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f*ck!!!

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh*t won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f*ck didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a$$.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F*ck it, I'm on salary.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a$$.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f*cking job sucks.

Thank You,
Human Resources Dept

 

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Number 15:
TRY SAYING: That would put us way over budget.
INSTEAD OF: Your idea is F*cking stupid.

 

[Ashley .]

You sound like you work in Human Resources
Good One
RG