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This isn't really a joke as such, but it's quite amusing when you can familiarise




Dear God,


So far today, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped.
I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
cruel, selfish or overindulgent...

For this I am very grateful.

But, in a few minutes, God
I'm going to get out of bed.
And from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.
 
Apt you posted this ready for us to see on Monday morning......................
 
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