Dear Mom

[Boli Loquita]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom & sees a letter on the bed. With
the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom

It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all his piercings & tattoos & his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Bruiser said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Bruiser to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. [][&o]

Your daughter,
Judith xx


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!