Definition of GFE.....not !!!!

[Sindy]

I've always found it ironic that we use the term GFE (Girl Friend Experience) in describing our sessions with MPA's. I say this because, if we truly wanted GFE, shouldn't we be getting this from our girlfriends??
I can't remember the last time I actually got GFE from my girlfriend. What is the definition of GFE when I don't even experience it with my own f*%kin' girlfriend. So to use this term so loosely and fondly in our own circles, to me, is quite amusing.
dannyboy

 

[Pompal 09.]

dannyboy, go see Tarah and ask her what's the definition of GFE and thell her that I told you to do so

 

[Lucy C]

GFE is an elusive, unattainable utopia which varies in our own minds according to what we each fantasize about being "the perfect girlfriend" (TPG).

That is why it is so subjective. Some guys love the cuddling and kissing parts, some love the foreplay, some the unbridled sexual energy. However, we will never ALL agree on one definition. Best we can hope for is some similarities of what TPG would be like.

Personally I'd settle for a girl who:

1. wants sex more than once per night,
2. doesnt complain about me c*mming too quickly (see #1),
3. genuinely loves to give as much as she likes to receive,
4. shares my need for a little variety and adventure, and
5. understands my inexplicable need to hold the remote.

 

[Elaine M]

Maybe I'll take your advice momoo as I think tarah might be next on my list.

Revolver ... hoping that this isn't a setup from momoo and tarah will treat me to a wonderful gfe time ....

 

[fatima]

Girlfriends may understand our inalienable right to have control of the remote, but I'll be damned if I ever had one who agreed with it Muncher.

 

[tropical bubble]

Well, I had a girlfriend who wouldn't do oral on me, wouldn't allow it on her, and would only do missionary and cowgirl.

What I want is the opposite of a GFE.

 

[uncleclover]

Lap Puppy - hahahaha you're funny. How about those of us who doesn't even have a freaking GF? I want an SE (single experience) - wo!! I think I just coined a new abbreviation... If we have an SE (Single Experience) - you know one night stands and etc ...hmmmm let me think

 

[YVONNE]

 

[thatashleychick]

The definition of GFE is really to each of our own. I had an ex-GF who would not let me to suck on her toe or her fingers. I am sure the word "kinky" would never be included in her dictionary. I would interpret GFE involve some sort of kissing or cuddling. And leave the light on or at least bright enough so Johnson knows where he is going. I hate it when the girl turns off the light completely and you can see anything. Perhaps from now on, we should rephrase GFE as YGFEMV (Your GFE May Vary).

 

[Thi]

A perfect GFE session includes:

1) you go in and shower. You then go lie down and wait for her about half an hour because she is out shopping.

2) she finally comes in and nags you for the next half hour about stuff you don't even remember doing

3) you shower and leave with a huge headache.


Wait....I think that might be a WE (wife experience)

 

[savannah_rms]

Hey Rubdown that's a good one-but you forgot 1 thing-both leaves you with a lighter wallet than before