Dem Newfies

[sassy k]

A Newfie is drinking in a Toronto bar when he gets a call on his cellphone.



He orders drinks for everybody in the bar, because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Newfoundland baby boy weighing 25 pounds.



Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Newfie just shrugs, "That's about average folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Newfoundland baby boy."



Two weeks later the Newfie returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Newfoundland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?"



The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."



The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? You said he was 25 pounds the day he was born."



The Newfie takes a slow swig Reviewom his Moosehead beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".



God Bless Newfies!!!