DILDOS :nono:

[AffessyAdjurf]

It recently came to my attention that adult toys are illegal in Thailand.no:

I am wondering if there is a loophole in this law; does the law ban the erotic usage of implements not actually designed or intended for adult play, but none the less capable of being used in the bedroom? :love2:

It seems to me that the law would, for example, have to ban a banana in the bedroom – after all it would be pointless, if not hypocritical, to ban dildos, but to allow for then to be substituted with a bananas and such…

- In other words, are bananas illegal under certain circumstances in Thailand?
I would hate to be breaking the law!!!

This is no laughing matter. Arrests have been made in the past for such offences.

Ms. Rungthiwa Chartpradit, 29, from Chiang Mai, was arrested a couple of years back for selling sex toys. At the time a police spokes man said,” We were sad to discover that several of the models were even battery-powered and could be switched on to vibrate."

Her customers were given a 30 day amnesty to hand back items purchased from her catalogue. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the police source. :what:

Several of the effects was later found missing from the station. It was assumed that they were take by police who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further.

"Almost all of the items were much bigger than the real thing, even if it said 'natural size' on the package. Who can use a monstrum of 10 or 12 centimeters length for anything pleasurable is beyond my imagination" said one of the officers.

 

[SamJenkins]

classic.

Not sure on the law I know they are not allowed to be sold in Thailand but not sure if it is illegal to possess one?

Could make for some uncomfortable situations if Farang ladies are caught with their 'little helper' in their luggage?!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Good question :ytounge:

Somehow a couple of those devices found their way into my luggage on my last trip. Rather than take them home with me, I gave them to the companions that I was with. Now, they were not sold, but they are in the hands of local residents. So, are they breaking the law?

 

[sugarcoated]

Hobbsy classic.

Not sure on the law I know they are not allowed to be sold in Thailand but not sure if it is illegal to possess one?

Could make for some uncomfortable situations if Farang ladies are caught with their 'little helper' in their luggage?!

Who can use a monstrum of 10 or 12 centimeters length for anything pleasurable is beyond my imagination" said one of the officers.


So if they are big enough she can say its selfdefense!:embrassed

 

[Elvis]

Yes I think even blank firing weapons are not allowed for personal ownership.

 

[The Bear]

Oooer missus.

I was actually thinking of taking a few with me for my next trip, for the lovely ladies of pattya but now I'm going to have to research the legalities of the situation.

Where's Inspector Dawsey when you need him ?

 

[MissBelle016]

Just ask CrazySwede when he returns BB





From this thread :what:

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/b...reparations-before-shag-tour-2549-part-i.html

 

[Maz]

I will let you know how my trip in goes, in a couple of days
A couple of toys found its way into my bags at the request from someone... :ytounge:

 

[BabyGirl05]

Darn thing have a mind of their own. Just when you least expect it........there they are. Hmmmmmmmmmm:ytounge: :ytounge:

 

[brighteyes76a]

bloody hell! news to me they illegal. ive had threesums before and the girls have had them to hand (so to speak) strap ons as well! they must get them mail order. wonder if there is a dildo tax? haha

 

[Ania B]

i looked into doing this a few years ago even considered an office in malaysia shipping them next day deliver but was warned /told not to
i did once saw one for sale outside ocean on bangla mixed amoungst the binoculars and throwing knives ther sat a corn on the cob vibrator it did have a sticker saying novalty toy on it but again many in the uk have this also
i do think it would make a good buisness but as with anything there if you made a decent profit there would be many selling them in within days
have seen a bar owner mess about with a strap on so dont think there will be a big problem in owning them just think it will be a problem selling them
chok dee
jam

 

[Pompal 09.]

why would you want to bring dildoes to Thailand where they are not allowed and therefore the ladies are forced to find a substitute, a real live one attached to a man.

 

[[email protected]]

haha seafox! this man speak sense!

 

[hhudson]

There's only so much viagra and boom boom any man can handle.

After seeing various great trip report pics on other thai forums, I was thinking of having some dildo related 3 some fun myself and there's no shoreforum.xxxe of willing girls wanting to take part.

I may not bother taking one though as I know that some of the nicer suites in the penthouse hotel supply them for free.

It's not a substitute for the real thing, just an extra enhancement to ensure the ladies enjoy a wild time

 

[Adulthood]

My tongue can take a licking, but it just keeps on ticking.

Sorry, just posted on the limerick thread.

yes, have to admit, there will be some down time, a minute or 2. I guess if you have them than the BG's can decide if they want to use them.

 

[lolit]

A minute or 2 downtime? what are you ? Some kind of orgasmatron ?

The real reason I want the dildos is so that 2 or 3 ladies of the bisexual persuasion can use them on each other whilst licking each other's clits at the same time.

I of course will be standing nearby, camera in hand, sporting a hard on and a smile.

I have wanted to set up a raunchy photo shoot for a while so I may do a little sweet talking to a few raving nymphos I know well in pattaya. And of course, agree a price for the pics.

 

[MisterMentalNny]

If only, then I could burn off some extra calories. but I must admit I do like to get a couple of ladies in the room with me.

Buy a big maglite(flashlight) and hide them in there.

 

[Miss Information]

I have seen vibrators for sale at a Bangkok news stand. It was a 10 inch classic looking vibrator with a lady on the box rubbing her neck with it, the item was being sold as a neck massager.

 

[kristina]

I am a pilot. Airline pilots tell me that since "they" now screen flight crew luggage it is common for flight attendants to be confronted about their electronic travelling companions. Seems the items-- with their batteries and wires-- trigger the bomb alerts.

One captain told me that one of his crew routinely carries a selection of six or so items. She operates a business, pays taxes &c,. and makes a lot of money addressing the vibratory requirements of the aviation sisterhood.

OBJ: The definition of "Mr. Right?" A cordless vibrator.

 

[landscaper07]

Yes, and some women buy only the big cucumbers, as they "taste" much better:ytounge: