"Very Dark Night"
A young man was in the backyard fooling
around with his new girlfriend on a very
dark night.
After a short time, he offered to eat her
p*ssy.... and she gladly dropped her
knickers.
About 20 minutes later, he looked up at
her with his glazed face and said, "I really
like you a lot, but you have the hairiest
p*ssy I've ever eaten!"
"I'm not surprised that you feel that way,"
she said. "You've been eating the lawn
for the last five minutes!"