Dirty Limmericks

[Hidari K]

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini


That one is my favorite :

 

[hoachincosuts]

Lol, you cant be banned! There to good :clap

 

[BIEBERLOVER]

LOL I LIKED THAT.:clap

 

[TheRealAcid9]

[Vampiric God];3549424']Im going to get in trouble for this, but whatever...



A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There once was a man from peru
Who loked for a girl he could do
he walked past a course
and spotted a horse
and said what the f***, this will do

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!


Yep, Im getting banned.