Dirty Sanchez

[Polly]

(Originally on the Bangkok forum)

I posted the following on another thread to answer a member's question. However, there seems to be more than a little confusion surrounding this subject, so I am posting in a more visible place to try to clear the air.
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A Dirty Sanchez is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and then smear her upper lip with the head of your dick and make her look like a Mexican, like Pancho Villa, Joaquin Murieta, or some other bandido with a bigote (mustache).

It has also been described the following way, which I disagree with in principle.

"While laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez."

That makes no sense to me. For one thing, I don't think you can very easily reach a normal sized woman's lip when you're dogging her, and if you could it would be blind artistry, so you may smear the shit on her nose or chin, or even worse, on her teeth. Not very romantic.

Also, why would you think that she looks like someone that would carry the name of Sanchez, Dirty or otherwise. That would not immediately leap to the forefront of my mind if I were one of the uninitiated. More like, "Shitlip" or something like that, and a surname wouldn't even occur to me.

I have never done it, of course, but I hear it is quite popular in France. So who does that surprise??


The following is reprinted by El Spazmid, without permission. Because I don't need no stinking permission.

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When Dirty Sanchez comes to town you know he's searching for that brown.
You know that ass I love to pound.
Ole!

When Dirty Sanchez wants to play you know he likes it anyway.
Clean or stinky it's ok.
Ole!

El Dirty Sanchez is my name.
Driving my tamale truck into your tunnel is my game.
It makes no difference under the covers.
I am an equal opportunity butt lover.

My El Camino is reving and so is my flesh submarine.
It longs to explore the deep crevices that lurk deep in between.

Chosen to unleash the pleasure hidden deep inside.
I traveled near and far looking for booties to ride.
Before long I had plowed the finest chutes I could pop.
My moist chili pepper will never be stopped.

When Dirty Sanchez comes to town you know he's searching for that brown.
You know that ass I love to pound.
Ole!

When Dirty Sanchez wants to play you know he likes it anyway.
Clean or stinky it's ok.
Ole!

When my Mexican fiesta came to a close.
I ran for the border. My sword started to grow.
Millions of white rumps just begging to be buggered.
I was almost deported, so I went deep undercover.

They called me a 'wetback'
They asked for my green card.
I escaped with my pepper while it was still hard.

America, I have a message for you and I do not lie.
Dirty Sanchez, my friends, will not be denied.

When Dirty Sanchez comes to town you know he's searching for that brown.
You know that ass I love to pound.
Ole!

When Dirty Sanchez wants to play you know he likes it anyway.
Clean or stinky it's ok.
Ole!