Disappointing Sex Acts

[Shard F]

I've recently had the opportunity to try some new things that I've always wanted to do but had never had the opportunity. They were both something that sounded great on paper and had kept me awake in anticipation of finally doing ( well not really but it sounds more dramatic doesn't it?).

The first was to participate in a DP. Now this was difficult because the only guy that I knew that would be up for this (so to speak) is someone that I know for a fact is bi. Actually I think he is 70/30 gay and I'm a little homophobic with him running around naked - for valid reasons which I'm too shy to reveal in public.

So the solution was two women, one of whom would be wielding a strap-on. The girl that was going to be the victim, so to speak, suggested that Ms. Strap-on lie on her back and the victim would climb on in cowgirl position. She would be penetrated vaginally and bend forward. I was then to climb on and penetrate anally and do most of the thrusting. Sounds great right. Not sure how they do it in pornos but there are an awful lot of legs to fit yourself inbetween and the angle of penetration seems awkward as well. Well to make a long story short I couldn't get the farking thing in. Between her being tight, the body cavity already being partially occupied and the angle being not quite right I could get the damn thing in.

So we tried it with me on the bottom and Ms. strap-on doing the anal because the strap-on was smaller. She got in but I didn't really feel the movement of the strap-on at all. Very disappointing. Didn't seem as if the victim was experiencing anything better than normal either.

Second thing was while penetrating one of the ladies was to be be penetrated by a small anal vibe. I have enjoyed the odd prostate massage so I though this would drive me crazy. Well I came away from that wondering what the hell women see in the vibrations? It was actually counter-productive as the vibrations on the prostate, while intense, actually were so much stronger than the feel of the penetration that they moved the locus of feeling away from the intercourse.Instead of intensifying it they detracted from it. Another disappointment.

I felt a bit like Wylie Coyote with all the plans sort of going up in smoke. it ended up that vanilla sex was the best along with the company of two very hot and willing women.

 

[KevinL]

It takes lots of practice to get it right.

 

[thelma_layton]

My one experience with a WMW 3 way was disappointing. It ended up being like the famous scene from Clockwork Orange where he jumps back and forth between the girls because they weren't interactive.

 

[Prime96]

OK... I'll weigh in here since this is a topic of considerable contemplation on my part...

Haven't done the MFM 3-way/ DP... for a similar reason, I'm a bit homophobic about accidental crossed swords!

LOL

Having said that, we've have done DP with myself and a toy... (We have plans to try the DP in FmeF with extra F wearing a strap-on sometime in the future...) and so far our fav is with me entering "the back door" and her using a G-Spot vibe in the "front door". In this position the vibrations reverberate throughout her abdomen and drives her wild! Plus, I can also feel the vibration while I'm inside her! Quite a sensation!

Oh, and I totally agree with you S-H... I think a FmeF 3-way without female to female interaction would be a total let down... :aww:

Fortunately I have never been in this situation because Mrs. CG loves women almost as much as I do!

To answer the question put forth by the OP though... I don't think there are TOO many disappointing sex acts... just varying degree's of enjoyment ranging from:

Ya that was fun, but I'm not sure we will pursue that again...

to

OMFG lets do that again... RIGHT NOW!

 

[young_boy_23]

Brash and I love 3some even 4some. I am very interactive with the womenarty:
You just need to find the right women who work together well. In our case we sometime forget the other is there.

Maybe a Bi wife could help.:

As for toys, I have them use them rarely because too much or all the time desensitize the enjoyment of sex. If I remember right they are having this problem in Japan with toys.

 

[Pompal 09.]

As a point of clarity. When we ditched the toys it was great and the girls played well together. I agree this is a necessity, if only to provide recovery time and the visuals to speed up the recovery.:happy:

 

[Bosco]

A let down for me was trying greek with a woman. I was very excited to try it, but then when I was in there, I was like, Meh....what's the big deal.

 

[rabidliberal]

Ask Gomes :tongue:.

 

[mrggame]

Forget Gomes, listen to Gia she's better looking!

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