Three depressed guys walk into a bar and get some drinks. The barman asks what's wrong, and they answer that it's women trouble, so he says,
"Look, whatever happens tonight, just do exactly as your wives tell you to do," and with that, they finish their drinks and return home.
The next day the first of the three guys walks back in. He's beaten pretty badly, and the barman asks,
"What happened to you?!" The guy answers.
"Well, I was taking the rubbish out and I knocked the bin over, making a loud noise; so my wife said "why don't you wake the whole neighbourhood?" so I did."
The barman shakes his head, turning to watch the second guy stroll in, horrible burned. He says,
"What the hell happened to you?!!" And the guy answers.
"Well, I was doing some ironing last night and caused a small fire. So my wife said "why don't you just burn the house down?!" so I did."
The barman looks stunned, and is about to correct them both when the third guy walks in, carrying a lump of bloody meat which he drops on the bar.
"What the HELL is THAT?!!!" proclaims the barman, to which the guy answers,
"Well, I was making love to my wife last night and she told me to cut it out. So I did."
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