Dog's dinner

[Joan [RMJF]]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, she whispers to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wants to sneek out and make love for the very first first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he is a virgin as well and so he goes to the chemist, admits his innocence and asks the chemist for advice on condoms.

The chemist tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. He asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy and what type, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack, ribbed, standard, jumbo, flavoured, sheep-proof.

The boy says that he had better take the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all and the girl is very sexy.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, and then we are going to make LOVE!!!! Oh do come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.




Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." Without moving the boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a chemist."