Don't give up!

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A man is quietly walking down the street when he is accosted by a
particularly dirty and dishevelled tramp, who asks him for some money to
buy some food.

The passer-by, in true "good Samaritan" response, gets out his wallet.
Taking out a tenner, he asks: "If I give you this note, are you going to
buy beer rather than food?"

"No! I gave up drink years ago", replies the tramp."I simply need as
much money as I can gather to survive".

"Are you going to spend the money on a football match, rather than
buying food?", asks the good Samaritan.

"You're having a laugh. I used to support a team but haven't been to a
match for more than 10 years"

"Aha. Maybe you plan on spending the money on sex, instead of food",
says our donor.

"What, and risk catching some ghastly disease just for £10. No way",
says the tramp.

"All right", says the passer by, "I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead I'm taking you home for a slap-up dinner cooked by my wife".

The tramp is completely non-plussed.

"But, your wife will be furious with you. I'm filthy, in putrid rags
and frankly pretty whiffy!"

To which our good Samaritan responds, " No, no. Don't worry it will be
perfect. I simply want to show her what happens to a man who gives up
beer, football and sex!"