DON'T WANT TO SOUND DISGUSTING. BUT IS THE VOLUME OF EJACULATE PROPORTIONAL TO A GOOD MASSAGE?

[Deleted member 79939]

Some massage are so good that when it comes time for the slow HJ .... lots of ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
But if its a hammerjack HJ... very puny ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
If the massage WAS really good, then in theory you should come like that scene in that comedy movie (can't remember the title) ?
And if the massage was so good, then the HJ should go to the ceiling, is this true?

I THINK THIS IS A GOOD TEST.
IF THE MASSAGE LADY MAKES YOU COME A LOT. THEN SHE IS WORTH A REPEAT.
IS THIS TRUE?

 

[Hornet]

Go and visit different spas. Look for stalactites on the drop ceilings and find out which mpa works that room. She’s the one you want to be with, avoid the others.

 

[Pay2Play]

Some massage are so good that when it comes time for the slow HJ .... lots of ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
But if its a hammerjack HJ... very puny ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
If the massage WAS really good, then in theory you should come like that scene in that comedy movie (can't remember the title) ?
And if the massage was so good, then the HJ should go to the ceiling, is this true?

I THINK THIS IS A GOOD TEST.
IF THE MASSAGE LADY MAKES YOU COME A LOT. THEN SHE IS WORTH A REPEAT.
IS THIS TRUE?

You should figure it out on your own.

 

[Charli3]

Some massage are so good that when it comes time for the slow HJ .... lots of ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
But if its a hammerjack HJ... very puny ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
If the massage WAS really good, then in theory you should come like that scene in that comedy movie (can't remember the title) ?
And if the massage was so good, then the HJ should go to the ceiling, is this true?

I THINK THIS IS A GOOD TEST.
IF THE MASSAGE LADY MAKES YOU COME A LOT. THEN SHE IS WORTH A REPEAT.
IS THIS TRUE?

I think your diet and hydration plays a role in how much volume you produce.

 

[Bad]

Is the OP really a guy or just went through puberty?
Guys already know these things.

The longer between sessions, the bigger it is.
The longer the tease, the bigger it is.
The younger you are, the bigger it is and the more often you can.

Of course, no one is the same. So YCMV.

 

[Pay2Play]

Is the OP really a guy or just went through puberty?
Guys already know these things.

The longer between sessions, the bigger it is.
The longer the tease, the bigger it is.
The younger you are, the bigger it is and the more often you can.

Of course, no one is the same. So YCMV.

You should show up more often

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Is the OP really a guy or just went through puberty?
Guys already know these things.

The longer between sessions, the bigger it is.
The longer the tease, the bigger it is.
The younger you are, the bigger it is and the more often you can.

Of course, no one is the same. So YCMV.

Agreed - volume depends on what is going on with me, but how fast I cum and how intense the O is depends on tease, technique, how attracted I am to the lady, and how good the sexual chemistry is. My best ever orgasm was from a BBBJ from Eva Evanka at Blossom Spa - it felt like if lasted three minutes, but it was probably one minute.

 

[LuckyLicker]

That was really disgusting, man!

 

[johnbuyba]

Go and visit different spas. Look for stalactites on the drop ceilings and find out which mpa works that room. She’s the one you want to be with, avoid the others.

you guys must be shooting rockets if your shit is touching the ceiling lol

 

[cupcrazy]

it also depends on your age and when was the last time you cum, etc

 

[snoopdoggie]

Some massage are so good that when it comes time for the slow HJ .... lots of ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
But if its a hammerjack HJ... very puny ejaculation is produced. Is this true?
If the massage WAS really good, then in theory you should come like that scene in that comedy movie (can't remember the title) ?
And if the massage was so good, then the HJ should go to the ceiling, is this true?

I THINK THIS IS A GOOD TEST.
IF THE MASSAGE LADY MAKES YOU COME A LOT. THEN SHE IS WORTH A REPEAT.
IS THIS TRUE?

No, to every question.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Michael sounds like a 12 year old boy.