Don't waste your time

[Jelloguy]

I'l explain more lately but what a gongshow
www.bronzeboudoir.com

 

[Guy2013]

Hope you dont wait too long to explain, this is in my neck of the woods and I was thinking of trying it out

 

[welldunn66]

maybe your experience was like how some members previously experience at former LAB Spa that changed names. You went to the place below. The ad does say drapped massage so it's a clue that is not the quality we are seeking.

https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/d/massage/6551464348.html

 

[Jelloguy]

Well this was my mistake 100% as I didn't realize it was associated to previous LAB.

First, I booked with a set time and she changed it to later but I was able to make it earlier. I arrived and it was literally disorganized chaos. She was having technical issues but that was the least of my problems. The place is a mess, literally under construction, unfinished walls / doors. She told me that she is booking up really quickly and she brought in a new girl for the next client, "ok" I think. Takes me in the room while she explains the shtick to the new girl. Then tells me to wait in the lobby while she explains the room to the new girl - holy phuck really? Literally needed to wait 20 minutes before massage started.

Finally ready and she tells me the new girl will be massaging me. Don't get me wrong, the new girl was very nice, kind and friendly, but not my type. I was previously quoted $160.00 for a body slide and extra for 1 hour, I got the new girl for 30 minutes and out. Bait and switch is something that pisses me off. I should have left - I should have left.

I will NEVER be returning here and I suggest others to reconsider - NOT telling you not to go, but I DO NOT recommend.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/edmonton/massage/1344612765?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

PS - pic does not look like her.

 

[Cabinman]

That’s too bad. Sorry about your luck and thanks for the intel Jello

 

[TBone]

Sorry about the B&S Jelloguy, but you are definitely saving a few of us from having to experience that.

Kinda weird they advertise as draped massages and then offer bodyslides to a first time customer

 

[Spexx]

Well this was my mistake 100% as I didn't realize it was associated to previous LAB.

First, I booked with a set time and she changed it to later but I was able to make it earlier. I arrived and it was literally disorganized chaos. She was having technical issues but that was the least of my problems. The place is a mess, literally under construction, unfinished walls / doors. She told me that she is booking up really quickly and she brought in a new girl for the next client, "ok" I think. Takes me in the room while she explains the shtick to the new girl. Then tells me to wait in the lobby while she explains the room to the new girl - holy phuck really? Literally needed to wait 20 minutes before massage started.

Finally ready and she tells me the new girl will be massaging me. Don't get me wrong, the new girl was very nice, kind and friendly, but not my type. I was previously quoted $160.00 for a body slide and extra for 1 hour, I got the new girl for 30 minutes and out. Bait and switch is something that pisses me off. I should have left - I should have left.

I will NEVER be returning here and I suggest others to reconsider - NOT telling you not to go, but I DO NOT recommend.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/edmonton/massage/1344612765?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

PS - pic does not look like her.

You’d think after almost 6months of advertising massage at this place they’d have their shit together.
I often thought how cool it would be to get a cut and massage at the same place.
Perhaps it was just a stressful day that didn’t go as planned? I may give it a try, kinda bored these days.

 

[Guy2013]

Sorry to hear, from the ad I assumed it was a legit salon that offered massage by an RMT. So it is off my list

 

[Jelloguy]

Thanks guys, it' a on me for not doing my research. It is what it is. Spexx, your choice but hope it works out for your needs / wants.

Jistaguy.... Here is a portion of her text. "I am a professional but due to high demand am offering that last massage type".

 

[Cabinman]

Thanks guys, it' a on me for not doing my research. It is what it is. Spexx, your choice but hope it works out for your needs / wants.

Jistaguy.... Here is a portion of her text. "I am a professional but due to high demand am offering that last massage type".

And well spoken she is

 

[Guy2013]

Thanks guys, it' a on me for not doing my research. It is what it is. Spexx, your choice but hope it works out for your needs / wants.

Jistaguy.... Here is a portion of her text. "I am a professional but due to high demand am offering that last massage type".

Is she at least the women in the ad picture?

 

[Jelloguy]

Is she at least the women in the ad picture?

She was running around going Mach 2 so I could not do a facial recognition trace, but clearly either an older picture or not her at all.

 

[Albertaman]

She was running around going Mach 2 so I do a facial recognition trace, but clearly either an older picture or not her at all.

Thanks for the trial run and feedback. Much appreciated. Will have to add the phrase "shower is now working" to my list of warning-do not try advertising phrases list, others being "amazing", "magic" and variants, "best massage", "grand opening, new new girls, special 80/hr".


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[Spexx]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beau...es/1347006751?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Well they added a couple new pic’s, as well as a “sensual massage” option to the post. Damn I’m a glutton for punishment.

 

[Happy101]

Another one to steer clear is focus bodcare (Tina), total scam overpriced no Real Massage and definatly no happy face.

 

[curiousone64]

Interesting...I just happened to call her for info, and she asked that I text her.....I then asked her what her hours are, and she said that it depends...since she's the owner, it be might 9 or 10, she's even stayed until 1:00am.....and since she's the owner, she's the only one there....

Just wondering how safe is that part of town, if you're going to parktake in those activities, coming out at 1:00am?

I saw the pic...how would you describe her......height/weight/measurements?

 

[curiousone64]

what would you say her nationality is?..just curious...

 

[luvrgirlz]

This is a private residence in a perfectly safe part of town. You will not likely get a HE with Tina. I saw her 5 times with no results. But a good massage. She's into ED/PE treatment and it might actually help.