Do's @ Don'ts at MP

[tosh2790]

Last night I was was at a MP at EBC and after the scission, I spent some time talking to two SP, while I was watching a movie in the lobby. Nothing better to do, dull life!!
I asked them what are some things that guys do that they like or don't like.
1) Guys who don't shower properly, under the arm pit and the a--,
They said that somethimes the smell can be very strong!!
2)Guys being too demanding, pushy!
3) Guys that don't understand that they are human beings and have bad days like everyone, can't always have a happy face!!
4) Guys who don't say thank you, kind words go a long way!
There were several others but here are two that surprised me.
4) Guys coming in drunk.
5) Guys coming in after drinking and releaving themselves in the shower!
I was surprised by this, but they said it happens more often then you think!
Any other SP comments on this?
Hay! what ever happened to the toilet!

 

[Heidi K]

What really shocks them is when I pee in the shower AFTER the session when the MPA is with me. (kidding, of course)

 

[Pompal 09.]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16300

It's all there....

 

[Jasmine]

6) Guys who commit suicide (especially if it is with a gun).
7) Drunken bums who vomit while massaging the MPA
8) Guys who are broke
9) Guys who beat off in their car before arriving and make the attendant pump them for 25 minutes straight
10) Guys who start crying after the release & tell the MPA how rough their life is after their wife died and how they haven't been with another woman since

 

[Channy]

wow, you're really on a roll tonight Toad.
LOL

 

[PETER14]

Previously posted turn offs

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ming,

your title says Do's and Don'ts, but I just see don'ts.

but how about tipping?
I've read prev posts before that says that some do give a tip (for the massage, i'm not implying anything else) above the room fee and her massage fee, is this common or expected?

 

[WouhFluomma]

Don't forget Rule #11 of the do's and don'ts

#11. Don't get too relaxed and fart when she is down there taking care of you. It really kills the mood. And if you had Taco Bell for lunch, no amount of scented candles is going to kill that smell!!!

Dirk Diggler
"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?"

 

[Ramya Reddy]

I seem to recall a thread on farting at MPs a while back. Never laughed so hard in my life....

 

[iambettyboop]

Racing stripes are not cool

 

[lrd00a]

So now that we have a list of things they don't like, does this mean that their is nothing we do that they like?

Their list would probably look like this:

(1) They pay
(2) They tip
(3) They leave

 

[Where am I? is staying!]

rub_down You forgot ....

4) Post good review, so more show up to pay!!!

I think this might be the Golden Rule