Downtown Asian places - the newbie guide

[Dragonfly Girl]

OK, so now I've been to a few of these - Oriental Rainbow, Coco, Tui Na, Jun Jun, etc.

Here's the basic deal:

- She's not hot. Just get that out of your head. You're lucky if you don't have to actually close your eyes and think of another MPA.
- The massage is great. In addition to the convenience of the location, that's why you're there. Just relax.
- They all seem to have a particular odd area they like to pamper - the ear, the neck, the feet, the fingers. It's all weird Chinese medicine, supposed to make you live 'till your 100. Just shut up and enjoy it.
- They all seem to like backdoor play (no, no, no actual insertion - unless you really know them, ask nicely, and bring gloves. Really.)
- They all assume you're a cop, and nothing you can say sways them from this point of view. You have to actually grab yourself and look like you're going to go ahead without them, and it helps to say "I need help" often, slowly and clearly. Promising a tip is also helpful.
- They're cheap. It really is $40 for 30 min, $60 for 45, $80 for an hour, and the tip is like $10-$30 bucks or something, if you can actually convince her to release you (or at least not wince as you do it yourself).
- There is no appointment, and it's equal odds you'll get someone right away, you'll be asked to wait, or asked to come back.


Final note: like everywhere else, it helps enormously to go to the same one everytime, and start to train her on what you really like, and begin to clarify expectations on who does what and how much that costs.

Another final note: it ain't like EBC, where you might get a hottie and you might get more "mileage". It's more like getting a really good massage from a (Chinese) aunt who isn't really all that ugly once you get an erection.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice Job, Kracker

That should help out the massageplanet.net family.

If not, at least it should save some money for a few looking for high mileage!!!!

 

[Jarvis]

Does anyone have a Chinese aunt they can introduce me to??

 

[XRatedMisfit]

...well actually....the one I had there has her own box she got from some medical store. Ambidexterous and latex...