Downtown Harmony

[Casey Jane]

After lurking the forum and stumbling upon a recent thread titled "R&T", I noticed a reply by a new lady (new to me anyways) named Harmony. It seemed she has build a positive rapport with some of the eforum.xxxerts here. To me, I can't think of anything else that is a better indicator of quality of a service provider than the respect afforded by my paying brethren to a lady. So, after a few humorous emails sent back and forth to each other, an appointment was sent. The next evening, I was in downtown vancity frothing from the mouth with anticipation.

I was greeted at the door by a classy, gorgeous woman in a sexy outfit. Unfortunately, since this is the very first encounter with such an eyecandy, I was extremely nervous. I believe that nervousness might have transferred onto to her as the next 10 minutes were a bit awkward. If there was a moment of disappointment in the night, it was this: I wanted to ask her if she would join me but could not find the proper moment (or courage) to ask her. I was hoping she would offer but forced conversations took place instead. So, I got washed - made sure the balls were scrubbed free of cheese and my ass was hospital clean. Now, the uneasiness was to be expected, and only natural, seeing that this was the very first encounter between us. Actually, after thinking about it, the initial tension is what made the first impressions of her more genuine. Nobody likes a faker after all.

After the shower, the night picked up right away. We started to become more comfortable with each other. Just before I stepped out of the shower, she jokingly asked me if I thought she was cute. At first, I thought she was serious but the sly smirk on her face indicated otherwise. We moved onto the bedroom where she disrobed. Jesus Christ! This woman's got a great body. She's not perfect but she's got the frame and the right proportions. This chick hits the gym, she'll be a dime and a half. While getting the massage, which is very strong and not for the faint of heart, I got to touch her all over. The feel, sight, taste and scent of her smooth legs, more than handful tits and her ass is till vividly embedded in all facets of my sensorial memory. Speaking of that ass - WOW!!! It had the right softness and shape. Watching her crawl on her bed from behind is a sight that must be seen. I regret not burying my face between those cheeks when I had the chance.

As for the climax, it was something that has never ever happened to me. The sensation has left me curled up unable to control my lower torso. The feeling was so overwhelming that I had to apologize. She said that I need not say I'm sorry. However, when you are left in such a prone state, your armour of masculinity is shattered. Overcame by an irresistible wave of humility and feelings of vulnerability, I did not know what else to say. I'll leave it to the reader's imagination exactly what transpired. The details of that exact moment shall remain between me and her ;p. Needless to say, it was all good.

Aside from her looks and obvious talents, what made the evening pleasant was her genuine concern of your enjoyment. Little details such as the hot towels, the rationale for choosing grape seed oil or the light conversation were evidence of it.

Now, the mandatory LAS. Quick reminder that eforum.xxxert experiences may vary from person to person
L - She is a beautiful woman that looks like a young Jane Seymour (think 1970's Bondgirl). Smooth, slim but curvy body. An ass to die for. I give her an 8.5. I'll consider giving her a 9 after my next visit .
A - The girl struck me as genuine, professional and patient. Can't ask for much more. 9, please.
S - For an R&T, she gets a 9 also. Hey, the girl was down to her g-string throughout the entire massage.

Repeat? Do guys cheat? Hell, yeah. Things can only get better once we are more familiar with each other. I would love to spend more time on her booty. The quality of her service is up there with Raine of Richmond.

Negatives of the evening? Sadly to say, I ruined the goodbye. After she closed the door behind me, I realized that I left my keys. She let me back in without any hesitation but the moment was ruined. On top of that, I had to limp all the way from her condo to Burrard station.

 

[Brett E]

I'm sorry you felt awkward with me. Sometimes I'm nervous and have a bit of a wall up, when meeting new people. It comes down after a few minutes though, thank god, lol

I usually jump in the shower for full service, because full service is more intimate and I want my new friend to know that we are both sparkling clean. I would during a massage as well, its just not habit, so next time, I'm hopping in with you. So you aren't left hoping all by your lonesome.

I am also so very sorry you had to limp to the sky train, that's awful. At least the limp will remind you of me, lol

 

[MarinaFerrari]

Thanks for the review 'chaser. I too noticed Harmony's post in the R&T thread. Prior to that I had pretty much ignored her ads, assuming that she was primarily interested in offering full service. Not that I know better, she is on my must-meet list.

 

[Rick Carson]

I love both my massage and my full service clients, equally. They are different and in a way a break from each other, lol.

 

[Popcorn]

Missing One - don't worry about it. This is what this board is all about.

Harmony - I'll make sure to remind you about your communal bathing offer. I'll print out this thread for evidence if I have to.

Ciao, fellas

 

[Theo]

Sounds like ya shit yer pants fella! but hey if she let ya stick around after that I'd day she deserves a tip

 

[Pompal 09.]

Somewhere along those lines but much more sanitary. Close but no cigar. It felt so good that it hurt.

Yeah, I did tip her. I was compelled to since no woman needed to see what I pulled off during our appointment (first meeting no less).

 

[eastglam]

Lover, there was absolutely no need to be embarrassed. You were a perfect first date.

 

[infidel]

Aww, Nina, love, me too.

 

[Obseposse]

wow I thought no reviews were allowed!

While I won't bother with contributing mine now, I will say that I was a wee bit disappointed that her model pics on the her site were tastier than in reality. Her camera phone shots posted around the board recently are bang on though. Oh and beware any of you with cat allergies. Generally, I think this sort of stuff should be brought to ones attention right from the get go.

I think her rate for R&T (special rate for members) is good though however, I probably won't repeat as I'm still looking for a certain je ne sais quoi

 

[? G??? ? ????s ?]

Reviews are something I wasn't allowing for discretion reasons, I was also trying to keep a lower profile. When I started advertising on here, I had a couple of really nice clients that talked me into it. Reviews are allowed as long as they don't go into detail. I understand that I cannot control everything everyone says about me, and I am truly not hiding anything. I just really don't like discord. Everybody gets the same, nice service, but it is impossible to clone sessions, also some details can compromise my privacy.

I do have pets that I am very honest about. I do not want people to be sick because of me. Lots of people with allergies ask me if I have pets before they come over. I am however a little paranoid about other people talking about my furry friends. Not everyone in my life, knows what I do for a living.

Another thing, my pro pics are not touched up in any way and I was 10 lbs heavier. They are just taken in professional lighting. They were taken by Brian Ward. My camera phone has the worst camera in the world on it, lol. I am actually in better shape now.

Love Harmony xoxox

 

[skny]

Thank you, Misty, that was sweet.

 

[Mother Hubbard]

My unnamed source tells me that she kinda looks like Anne Hathaway in some sort of fashion with a cool attitude.

Toy

 

[SillyRabit]

Thank you Toy.

Who's your unnamed source?

 

[rachelisasquirrel]

You never give up your unnamed source..

Toy

 

[leafie]

It's the eforum.xxxert's Code of Ethics, you know.