driving

[yas47]

A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche.
>He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 and was
>enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
>"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher
>speed.

>But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror
>there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.
>"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man
>
>and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over
>
>210 km / hr to escape being stopped.
>
>
>Then he thought, What the hell am I doing? "I'm too old for
>this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road,
>and waited for the Police car \ to catch up with him.
>
>The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on
>the driver's side.
>
>
>"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the
>13th. "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard
>before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
>
>
>The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week
>
>my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing
>her back".
>
>
>The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir"

 

[Nabil]

he he good one lyn!