Drug free

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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his
> > > >apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because
> > > >of the high drug consumption problem all over the
> > > >world.
> > > >
> > > >After giving it much thought they reached the
> > > >conclusion that in order to better deal with the
> > > >problem, that they should try to buy up all the drugs
> > > >themselves and thereby remove them from circulation.
> > > >
> > > >It was therefore decided that a commission made up of
> > > >some of the members return to earth to buy the
> > > >different types of drugs.
> > > >
> > > >The secret operation is effected and two days later
> > > >the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.
> > > >
> > > >Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first
> > > >disciple:
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's Paul"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring Paul?"
> > > >
> > > >"Hashish from Morocco"
> > > >
> > > >"Very well son, come in."
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's Mark"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring Mark?"
> > > >
> > > >"Marijuana from Colombia"
> > > >
> > > >"Very well son, come in."
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's Matthew"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring Matthew?"
> > > >
> > > >"Cocaine from Bolivia"
> > > >
> > > >"Very well son, come in."
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's John"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring John?"
> > > >
> > > >"Crack from New York"
> > > >
> > > >"Very well son, come in."
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's Luke"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring Luke?"
> > > >
> > > >"Speed from Amsterdam"
> > > >
> > > >"Very well son, come in."
> > > >
> > > >"Who is it?"
> > > >
> > > >"It's Judas"
> > > >
> > > >Jesus opens the door.
> > > >
> > > >"What did you bring Judas ?"
> > > >
> > > >"The FBI, YOU B*STARDS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE
> > > >WALL!"