George W Bush was travelling in Air Force One when the plane started having machinical difficulties and the Pilot decided that they needed to do a parachute jump or they would all die. It was at this point that they realised that they were one parachute short so with the exception of Bush who being the president they drew lots. Bush jumped first and then each person with the largest straw jumped next until there were just two members of the crew. One of the crew said to the other on "Wait we don't need to do this, there's still two parachutes left, Bush must have used my backpack"
:hmm: It sounded better when someone else told me it - honestly. :ashamed: