Durian and hotels

[Ivan J]

I met a girl last week and she said that her name was "Durian".h:

Most of the hotels I know have banned durian from the rooms.:rules:

Does anyone know of any Durian friendly hotels.???:erf:

She is not a bar girl she dances in a Go Go.:info:

 

[Danny P]

Looking to play away from home then Crusty????

 

[metime]

Why not? Seems everybody else is!!!! 555555

Quite a few hotels with a picture of the prickly fruit with a red cross over it saying "No Bring in here" - I noticed it was banned on public transport in Singers as well.

PS No sign of that rain you had in Talang Dodge! I dashed home after being accosted by the 'Tall One' at Koi's Bar just in case. Noticed my headlight has gone again! Second one in as many months! Best get someone to have a look at the 'lectrikery' circuits tomollow!

 

[johnny trash]

Had 6 bags of mud in the back of ther pick up, pick up thats ironic?? when I put them in the back I couild easily lift each bag with one hand, it poured all the way back as far as Surin, got home, thought I'd better get the mud bags out just in case it rains tonight in Lala........................feck my arms are now longer than an orangutans, each bag weighed 3 million pounds each, as they were soaked, 6 separate journeys up the stairs to the penthouse suite.

Now I'm fecked, hence the reason I'm not out tonight!! got a new pretty good party trick though, can scratch my feet without bending down!!!

 

[goofy]

Isn't there enough 'Mud' at the back of yours without you bringing it from Talang? Or is this 'special' Mud? Anyway, it's good exercise.......Or you could set up a block and tackle type pully system from the ground floor to the Penthouse! Changing your boardname to Percy Thrower anytime soon?

Still no rain though! I'm off to the pool as there are a couple of Farang girls touching each other in the 'shallow end' and I need to investigate! I'll put my trunks on. Pop the old deer-stalker hat on and fill me pipe and see what they're up to! Tch!

It looks like a lemon entry Dr Watson!!!!

I'll pop up for coffee tommorrow, probably in the afternoon (Cough!) and see your new trick!

Where'd I put that big magnifying glass?

 

[mickiinpodunk]

Now i get this post

 

[DBA GODZY]

I actually did have a girl tell me she was Durian.:intello:

The joke is that the durian fruit is banned in most hotels because of the stink it leaves in the room.:info:

No boys - not playing away.Just having a bit of slap and tickle.:^^:

By the way it is my night off and sods law it is p1ssing down today.First rain in Patong for weeks.:zzz:

 

[Niko]

Yep, Durian Fruit is not really liked but a lot of the hotels haven't bothered to enforce the rule of not bringing it on the premises. DiDi's has a sign on the door up to the looms saying 'No Durian'

I might be up for a bit of slap and tickle tonight (No, not you Crusty!) Is 'Slap and Tickle' the 'New' Playing away? Don't forget to wear that stab vest. I've got them on offer this week.

I've just rung 'thingy' from 'thingy' bar (Or rather she rang me, she got back into Kamalalalalala today from Oooop North and is obviously short of cash and not yet working back at 'thingy' bar) and seeing as it's raining a bit here, I've told her the Flatner is broken and to use the umbrella I gave her six months ago to pop round to mine.

Must be coming up to 'Low to Medium High' Season as the girlies are filtering back to the Village!

 

[Tri]

isn't Durian a male's (aka "Tall Lady") name?! :tuxout:
555555

 

[justagirl]

Not sure Nacha!!! It might be in Austria? 555555555 :intello:

 

[TheAnswer]

haven't heard till now...
but who knows :neutral: 555

 

[Zammo]

Durian smells like **it but tastes really nice555

 

[Draya]

No Comment !!!!! :rofl: :

 

[Ashlei]

Your 'No Comment' is Comment enough Mike!

 

[Kaitlyn]

Durian Durian....I hear they are tourian again.....


"Girls on film...sooner or later"

 

[Exodiafinder]

Hey Nels, take one of these for that very bad joke. :slap:

 

[ayrond A]

This......from the man who quotes MC Hammer like it was yesterday......:^^: .......555