WAS TELLING MY MATES THIS JOKE AT THE PUB.
WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN EPILEPTIC IS HAVING A FIT IN YOUR BATH? THROW YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN!
AND THIS MAN AT THE BAR SAID "YOU WANNA WATCH WHAT YOUR SAYING MATE, MY SON WAS AN EPILEPTIC AND HE HAD A FIT IN A BATH AND DIED TWO YERAS AGO" I SAID "DID HE BANG HIS HEAD ON A TAP? HE SAID "NO, HE CHOKED ON ONE OF ME SOCKS"