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[floridaballa]

After a many years of married life, a man finds he is unable to
perform. He goes to his doctor and his doctor tries a few things, but
nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him, "This is all in your
mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you
could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a
witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor
says, "This is powerful healing, but you can use it only once a year.
All you have to say is '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has to say is '1-2-3-4'
and it will go down. But, be warned; it will not work again for a year."

The guy goes home, and that night is eager to surprise his wife with
the good news. So, he's lying in bed with her and says, "1-2-3," and
suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says, "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"