Emoticons..........

[First Name Last Name]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by

:-(
Well, how about some "A$$-ICONS?"
This is a GUARANTEED laugh.

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular a$$

(__!__) a fat a$$

(!) a tight a$$

(_*_) a sore a$$

{_!_} a swishy a$$

(_o_) an a$$ that's been around

(_x_) kiss my a$$

(_X_) leave my a$$ alone

(_zzz_) a tired a$$

(_E=mc2_) a smart a$$

(_$_) Money coming out of his a$$

(_?_) Dumb a$$

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