An Engineer Dies and goes to hell. The engineer doesn't like how things are in hell so he in stalled an Air Conditionor, an escalator, and an Elevator. Well One day God calls up the devil and says very snottingly "How are things going down there?"
The Devil replied "Great, we got this new engineer down here and he installed an Air Conditionor, an Escalator, and an Elevator."
God says "Well theres been a mistake, send him up here"
"No I'm keeping him" The said the devil
"Send him up or i'll sue" Threatened god
The Devil laughed and said "And where exactly are you going to get a lawyer?""