Episode # 2 of the IT collection

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Scene 1

(Vanessa is escorting Rusty to the door when they are suddenly cut off by Built Black Haired Guy)

Built Black Haired Guy : Vanessa it looks like we're stuck here overnight ( as he smiles)

Vanessa : Vhy?

Built Black Haired Guy : Everyone is instrcted to stay off the roads, because of the freezing rain

Rusty : This is going to be amazing

Built Black Haired Guy : Sorry pal, Im afraid you have to leave (as he smiles)

Rusty : But I dont want to drive home in the freezing rain.Its way too dangerous

Built Black Haired Guy : We'll I dont know if I can let you stay here

Rusty : Please Built Black Haired Guy.I live all the way in Burlington

Vanessa : I sought you said you live in

Rusty : (Cuts Vanessa off) I said I live all the way in Burlington

Vanessa : Vight (starts to giggle)

(Out comes Stacy)

Stacy :What's going on?

Built Black Haired Guy: Just wondering whether I should let Rusty stay overnight with us (as he smiles)

Stacy : Just let him stay, Im sure he'll behave. And why do you smile so much?????

Built Black Haired Guy : Hheheheheheh I know you love my smile,Stace. Alright, Rusty can stay

Stacy and Rusty : Yessssssssss ( as they high 5 each other)

Scene 2

(Alexis walks her customer to the door)

Alexis : Bye, have a goodnight. Hey Rusty, what are you still doing here?

Rusty : Hi Alexis. I'm staying the night because of the freezing rain

Alexis : Oh god.This is going to be interesting

(Door chime,as someone comes in)

Alexis : Sorry we're closed

Stray : Oh, so can I see you?

Alexis : We're closed

Stray : So are you available?

Alexis. No, we're closed.You can come back tommorrow if you like

Stra: So I cant see you?

Alexis : That's right

(Stray walks out looking confused)

Continued.....

 

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Scene 3

(Alexis, Vanessa, Amber,Stacy,Built Black Haired Guy and Rusty sit on the couch and try to figure out what to do)

Rusty : We can have an orgy until we pass out from exhaustion?

(Built Black Haired Guy smiles)

Amber : Ewwwwwwwwww Rusty is sooooo yucky.I cant believe he is actually staying over with us

Alexis : Sorry Rusty, but this is'int one of your fantasies

Vanessa : Hehhehehehehehehe oh Vusty

Stacy : You guys are all disgracia (as she flicks her hair)

Built Black Haired Guy : I'm gonna go to the laundry room and get some laundry done (as he smiles devilishly)

Alexis : We could play charades?

Rusty : Sounds good to me

Stacy : Rusty, anything Alexis says sounds good to you.You shameless fan boy

Vanessa : Mmmmmmmm yaw,charades sounds just yummy

Amber : Look at my new Gucci sunglasses. Oh yeah,charades is fine

Scene 4

(Someone starts pounding on the door)

Stacy : What the hell is that?

Vanessa ; Yaw, sounds like someone is pounding on za door

Alexis : Probably another stray looking for a session

Rusty :I'm scared.Alexis and Vanessa can you please hold me?

Amber : Rusty,shut the hell up

Stacy : Ugh, I cant believe I am stuck here with this collection of disgracias

Alexis : I'll check the door

Rusty : I admire your courage Alexis.Please be careful

Stacy : Rusty, your hero worship of Alexis is nit cute at all

Rusty : Sorry (blushes)

Vanessa : Hehehehhehehehe oh Vusty

(Alexis checks who's at the door)

Alexis : Oh shucks, if it is'int Shaunadoyawanna

Shauna : I AM SOOOOOOO WASTED!!!!! Rusty what are you doing here?

Rusty : Hey Shaunadoyawanna, Im here cause of the freezing rain alert.Its not safe to drive home

Shauna : Hhehehehhehehehe yeah sure Rusty. Im sure thats the reason

Amber : Yucky. Shauna smells like a brewery

Stacy : Just disgracia

Vanessa : Shauna sveetie.You should sit down,you dont look to good.....yaw

Shauna : I NEED SOMETHING ELSE TO DRINK!!!!!

Rusty : No Shaunadoyawanna,dont drink that,its rubbing alcohol!!!!

Shauna : I dont care. I need a drinkey with alcoholey

Alexis : Shaunadoyawanna, Paul uses he rubbing alcohol to clean his keyboard, plus its poisonous

(Shauna passes out on the floor in Paul's office just before she can grab the rubbing alcohol)

Continued...

 

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Scene 5

Stacy : Do you guys here that music???

Rusty : Yeah, it sounds like Spring Love by Stevie B

Vanessa : Yaw, where eese eet coming from?

(Out of nowhere Built Black Haired Guy comes running from the laundry room wearing nothing but a devilish grin and a brazillian g string he bought while vacationing in Costa Rica)

Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy and Amber : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

Rusty : WHAT THE RAST!!!!!!!

Vanessa : Vusty, this is ven Built Black Haired Guy dance for us

Rusty : Sounds good to me

(Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy, Amber and Rusty form a circle holding hands, while Built Black Haired guys does the C walk in the middle of the circle)

Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy, Amber and Rusty : HOT BOY, SHAKE YOUR TOY. I SAID HOT BOY SHAKE YOUR TOY. GO HOT BOY, GO HOT BOY, GO HOT BOY

Built Black Haired Guy : (Big smile on his face) I'm shakin it

Rusty : Wat a mish mash of assorted mush

Vanessa : Hhehehheheheheheh poor Vusty

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

nice rusty,

but you didn't mention anything about the shower in the first room on the left being fixed.

I doing a personal ban on IT til they fix it

only if IT had SRM showers...I be there everyday.

 

[Ragend]

Riveting

 

[brown9500.v10]

YAW............

 

[Dark Diva]

and that's not all that got fixed today!!!