Escort ad that made me chuckle

[da light]

Sukie -23 years old naughty eurpoian escort whit good english

Not so sure about the good English bit

 

[horseloverNwhisperer]

I see loads of them on AW and various other sites, they claim to be fluent in English but the amount of mistakes in the text is beond belief.

 

[CindyComesBack]

Its not just the foreign girls that have mistakes I have seen loads of english girls profiles with really bad mistakes in them as well

 

[? Christina angel baby ?]

Eeeeeh De yah


I divvent na how yoo cood undastand thows wones like

 

[Sariel]

I agree, but there is a different tone to the foreign girls. Usually foreign girls have decent spelling but awkward grammar, e.g. "please to come and see me". The English girls get the idioms right but just don't know how to spell or get the homophones mixed up (there, their and they're).

I always avoid girls with incorrect or awkward grammar, as I am always wary of foreign girls being trafficked. Paranoid I know but.......

 

[smallvoice85]

Whyaye corse a can like nay bova at al now ya takin my lingo hinny

 

[Strive 4 Success]

haha, what on god's green earth are you two on about

 

[lilly of the valley]

Get ya sel up narth we taak proper up here like hin

 

[Me.]

Babel fish.

 

[DesertDog]

Really funny girl Called Amanda at Piccadillys in Manchester. She was my first ever parlour punt and i was very nervous but she had me in stitches and we ended up having a great time.

 

[misskelleygirl]

Yeahhh it just dawned on me i might not have read the topic quite correctly hahaha. But still, She was a great ad for herself if that helps

 

[Kenzie 229]

Whey champyun man.

Eeeeh its been a lang wheyle since a taaked like this tho


Moovd doon sooth when a was neynteen leyk

Been yors since a ordad a peynt of scotch

Neyc to see ye abord pet

 

[TheTruth]

Its strange how the simplest things can put people off. I find I'm not attracted to girls who use text speak in their ads - e.g. cud instead of could

I'm sure they are lovely people and great at their job - maybe I'm just a snob or a grumpy old man

 

[Jack D]

hey adderz - allus thoguht u waz a proper georldie lyk. come bak hyem maan

 

[Citizen of the Cosmos]

Now all we need is ad advert entirely in txt speak.....

 

[Max Powers]

That wouldn't surprise me. The general butchery of the English language never ceases to amaze me, especially by people straight out of school!

 

[robertsechenfen]

Erm...nope we do not need text speak here thank you, it's a pain to read and i would possibly feel compelled to remove posts with it for the simple fact of it being total crap IMO.

 

[fish apple tree]

Indeed !

And if he don't, I will

 

[Pompal 09.]

Here here!

 

[Cutieputootie]

There is many a profile on AW that is made up of text language.
They are mainly done by the younger girls, English ones!
When it creeps on to a forum I always cringe.
Mind you I am on of those who uses four words when one would probably be suffice

Lucy.