Glad to see you found Club NoA NoA. I wasn't sure of the spelling, but phoenetically, I was close to getting it right. (No-A No-A sounds like nohay nohay). I had no idea of the directions since the cabbie took me there. Yes, as I remember there were other clubs on that road and it was a short distance down the road to the motel where I took the girl. This club had a big porch on the front of it.
The cover charge was cheap at this club (about $2 US) and it was a cool place with all locals and only Spanish spoken (no gringos). There were some drunks but they were not hostile. Just happy drunks. One tried to hug me.
Immediately, when I walked in, one of the waiters found me a table and got a girl to sit next to me. She was OK looking, but I couldn't take my eyes off a young girl dancing on the floor with long dark hair. I told the waiter that I wanted this girl and he brought her over.
This 20 year old Guatemalen looking girl had a great body (about an 8) and an average face (about a 6 or 7) mainly due to a somewhat flat nose.This is typical of most Yucatec women. There may be a few other girls from other parts of Mexico in the Merida clubs, but there aren't too many of them. This girl was really cute. She had very pretty nails and wore tight white pants and silk blouse. Even her underwear was all silk. Nice !
After one drink each, the bar fine to take her to the motel down the road was about $10 and she asked for a $30 tip after a 90 minute session. The cabbie waited right outside the motel door. It was $1 tip to the motel security guard. The RT to/from club to motel was about $10. So I got laid for 90 minutes for about $51. (Three times the session length for a little less than TJ club prices). I certainly wasn't rushed.
BTW, it seemed to be BYOC (bring your own condom) while I was there. Was wondering if anyone else encountered this or if customs have changed.
As we were leaving the club, the cabbie was musing that some man walked into the club trying to sell his daughter.