Ever asked your RMT for a happy ending?

[X me Out]

Since the topic of whether there are RMT's out there who offer happy endings comes up ever 5 or 6 months with usually the same answer (they don't offer them), I was wondering if anyone would want to share what happened when they dared to ask their RMT whether or not she offered a happy ending.

 

[Maggie Babe]

That would be brilliant. While you are at it, why don't you ask the female physician who has you by the testicles if she would like a kiss. That's why they have "specialists".

 

[jazzmaster]

RMT says, I think we're done here, I suggest you find another RMT,I can no longer work with you.Remember, when you do find one, your records will need to be sent to new RMT, which I'll gladly do for you,free of charge, but before I can do that, I will need to tell them the reason I why I dishcarged you as my patient, just so they have all the facts, just so they're sure they still want to take you on as a patient.

 

[Toss that Yeyo and Run]

Years ago I used to go to the Sutherland Chan student massage program for purely by-the-rules massage. They provided massage by the RMT's in-training at half price.

One time I had a cute girl, and as we moved towards the end of the entirely by-the-rules massage there was an awakening of my "heat seeking moisture missile". I was lying on my back with my eyes closed, and It must have been quite a conspicuous tent. I was absolutely mortified and just ignored the situation.

The trainee gracefully ignored it as well, although it was clearly tent-ing. After a short while, as we headed into our last five minutes, she asked casually if it was ok if she massaged my stomach, and I casually said sure, and she finished up with a purely by-the-rules stomach massage.

It was incredibly erotic, knowing how close she was making contact, yet knowing it wasn't going to happen. She was literablly a couple of inches away, and the vigorish stomach massage she was giving was creating a corresponding movement of the sheet which covered my tent-pole. It was an exquisite situation, and she must have known what was happening.

After the massage ended and I had gotten dressed she said goodbye, and made a point of telling me she hoped to see me again.

I never went back, and I've always wondered whether she was simply saying "don't be embarrased" or whether things might have gone further (outside of the clinic) if I had returned.

Anyway, that's my one "erotic" experience out of more than 100 holistic sessions (massage, chiropractice, acupuncture, etc) with female attendents.

My advice, leave the RMT's to the RMT stuff, and go to a naturally massage talented attendent at a spa if you want the best of both worlds. It's incredibly unfair to intentionally seek our a RMT for something extra. (although I appreciate my memory of my little trainee from years ago)

fj

 

[Platobeenz]

While I agree that RMT's shouldn't be hassled - I'm friends with two, your post above is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read - I've been to RMT's in 3 provinces and all I've ever had to do is say what hurts, how long, what I think
may have caused it and how much pressure I can tolerate. Period.
RMTs aren't physicians or chiropractors, don't prescribe medications and don't take X-rays; I have yet to meet one that gave a damn about my massage
history - a few questions, a hands-on exam and a posture appraisal is all they
ever seem to need.

 

[Brooke]

Famous "Omnisexual" Sophie B Hawkins hired a female massage therapist who
became her longtime girlfriend and ballerina-turned-author Toni Bentley hired
a male massotherapist to work on her injured hips and he ended up spreading them wide

 

[The Closer.]

RMT's cannot even date clients (they can but risk losing their licence), there is a lot a stake for them. That said, people are people and have feelings.

A friend of mine dated someone who was his RMT, he had to leave her as a client first. He said he hated it. For him it was along the lines of what Fijiman said, the close but so far. No one wants what they can have, lol.

 

[Barbiee?]

he said no.

 

[Lee P]

See Nikki - in the independent advertisers section. While not registered, she is well trained, and gives a damn good, no make that an excellent massage.

 

[tracie]

Seconding that... I had stiffness in my neck last year for which I ultimately wound up getting Chiropractic help. She was able to get the area of muscles unstiffened which gave me the first relief from it.

And unstiffened other things, while she was at it ;-).

 

[lovelystephanie]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MUDzX7GhYTg

Here is one guy who tried this...

 

[kim.2007]

I'll be seeing Nikki for the first time this week. From what I've read, I'm in
for a treat

 

[Heidi D]

That's about as stupid as the original post. You totally just made that up - RMTs don't have to share your patient records. It's unlikely that many of them even keep records except of invoices.

 

[Requiem]

It was meant to be tongue in cheek

 

[iloveanimals]

Wouldn't ask a RMT for happy ending, but I had a good laugh when I went to see a new (attractive female) RMT last month: half-way thru the massage I asked her if her hands get sore doing that all day and she said "they do if the person is "rock hard" and it takes some time to loosen them up..."

 

[Whatsthatyousay]

http://www.redtube.com/17

 

[Pompal 09.]

for me it's serendipity - The faculty of making fortunate discoveries by accident.
Having an RMT that reacts in a positive way to your tent you just popped is the best treatment you can get. Happened once to me years ago and I have been searching ever since!