Shit, I didn't want to re-live the horrible memory but thought that my experience could be of some usefulness/hints for fellow mongers who might end up in the same situation.
Here is the good part:
I arrived in TJ on Dec 20 around 1:00 PM. Set up my operating base at Leyva hotel next to CC. I usually park here because the parking is free if you get a room there. There was fair amount of chicas on the street considering it's Wed afteroon. I've never had ED problem but wanted to try one of those ED meds just out of curiosity. Went up the hill leading to the pharmacy just across the street at the top of the hill. This is the first pharmacy you see when you are walking from ZN to Aztec massage. Went in and asked for Cialis. The clerk said it's $15 USD per pill and I had to ask again because I couldn't believe the price. $15 fxxking dollars in Mexico ?? Well, I ended up paying that because I wanted to try it real bad. Just as someone here recommended, I bought a coke and walked out of there drinking it to make it look like I went in to buy a coke. Walked back down the hill and put the pill in my mouth while getting my shoes shined for $2. The drug company claims that Cialis works as soon as 30 minutes after you take it. Okay, time to test it. For the next 5 hours, I did 6 chicas and my little brother was still going strong. I didn't feel any side-effects. Wow, the shit really works. I felt like a porno star. Next time, I will try one of those generic brands instead. Anyone tried those before ? How are they ?
Now here is the bad part:
I was about to call it a day around 7 PM so checked out the hotel. As I was walking out, one of those massage guys grabs my arm telling me there is a nice place, blah blah... As usual, I nodded my head no and kept walking. Then, this real cutie appears out of nowhere and smiles at me gesturing if I am interested in suckie/fuckie. She is one of those 'freelancers' not the regular SG's working in TJ. I said to myself, why not, she is just too cute. Just one last time before heading to the border. Got into this hotel which is located next to CC club. This is not the hotel used by CC but small one used mainly by SG. It has glass main entry doors and all the rooms are located on the 1st floor unlike CC hotel. Anyway, we got in the room and then this girl asks me to take a shower. Huh ? I've never had shower request from SG before. She must be one of those clean freak, I thought. So I went into the bathroom and just cleaned my dick. This was exactly what did me in. Stupid me. She stole my wallet while I was in the bathroom. I didn't exactly close the bathroom door and I was in there only for 30 seconds. I am not a newbie in TJ but she must be a real pro stealing my wallet so fast in so little time. I am still amazed.
Anyway, while I was doing her, she gets up all of a sudden and says No Mas(no more) and I said huh ? Okay, I got one of those SG's with nasty attitude but it was only $20 so it's okay, I said to myself. Mistake #2. As I was putting my clothes on, I didn't check my gears that I normally do.
Meanwhile, she was disappearing real fast into the darkness and my agony was about to begin. Got tacos at the taco stand and as I was about to pay, I didn't feel my wallet in my back pocket. Shit ! My head started spinning to make some sense out of this. What the hell... Oh, that bitch must be....
Ran down to the hotel, hoping that I just dropped my wallet in the room. It's nowhere to be found of course. Shit, double shit... Went to the police station to file for police report because they said it's needed to cross the border without picture ID. After spending 2 to 3 hours, walking to the municipal police station located way outside of ZN, explaining what happened, getting the police report, finally I got to the US border. Now, another shitty problem is about to happen. I was sent to the secondary inspection area because I didn't have any ID. Once I got there, I was immediately sent back to Mexico becase I didn't have $260 to file for I-90 form. Mind you, I am a permanant resident, not a citizen. According to the law, you have to bring greencard when crossing the border and I didn't have it. So, to file for replacement card at the border I have to pay $260 processing fee to enter the US. Shit, I just lost everything how can I have $260 with me, can't you check your computer to see if I am legal resident? I said to CBP agent(without the word shit of course). He said, you can't enter without the money. So, there I was, driving back to TJ... Once I got in TJ(second time on the same day), I tried calling my friends. Thank god, my phone works in TJ !! But no answer. To make the story short, I ended up calling one of those taxi service in Orange County and had the driver bring the money from my friend all the way to TJ. Finally got the money from taxi driver in TJ and was able to get back into the country at 7:30 AM in the moring.
Lessons learned:
1. Make sure your phone works in TJ. You will need it in case of emergency.
2. Never try those freelancers. They are the shady ones, druggies and possibly linked with crime rings as in my case.
3. Bring extra cash just in case and put it somewhere other than wallet.
4. Make photo copies of your ID, credit card with customer service # so you can call right away to stop the account. The fucker spent $8000 using my credit card the next day even though I called to stop my accounts. It's the bank's fault so I got the credits.
5. After your session is ended with the chica, always check your gears before the chica is out of your sight. Never, repeat never, leave your clothes unattended in the room. Make sure you pay at the end, not up front. This way, she will have to wait and you will get your hands on your wallet before leaving.
Had I been US citizen instead of permananet resident, would it have been a lot easier crossing the border without ID ? Shit, I am applying for US citizenship anyway. Right now, I am in great pain because I can't go to TJ until my 'temporary proof of status' document is obtained at the USCIS office.