Ever since I asked my wife for a prostate massage, she seems to think it...

[Brecht]

...buggers the question of my sexuality? I think it is a perfectly natural thing for a husband to ask his wife to do, and it doesn't mean anything about my sexuality. I think she was agreeable, as I awoke from having passed out from drinking to find her doing something rather similar to my request, although I certainly wasn't prepared for her to start off using the empty bottle of vodka that was lying beside me.

Anyway, why do some people seem to think that wanting a prostate massage equates to homosexuality? Where does my wife get these crazy ideas from?

 

[Nehru]

You must ask these questions to your wife.

 

[Eric]

Sounds like she was drunk when she said that

EDIT oh and be thankful she used the vodka bottle, and not a toilet cleaning brush

 

[greengirl]

obviously she's enjoying it as much as you would.

 

[msjinx39]

First, your married to a WOMAN, so don't worry about what others think. Its very arousing for a man to have special places touched. It doesn't mean a thing except they really enjoy sex with their partner! Nothing wrong with it at all. I've been married for 24 yrs and have an AWESOME love life! I think there is nothing more arousing and sexy, than being so completely open with your partner like that...it goes beyond trust, its utter complete love. Have your wife read what I wrote or something. Its a beautiful thing, no more strange than some women who like to be pleased by another woman orally...doesn't mean anything but just that! Enjoy your love life!