Excuses for massage

[Saturday]

Ok so we can't always justify getting a massage, so perhaps some of us come up with excuses to get a massage.

For example one time I was out and filthy dirty and really needed a shower but I didn't want to go home. So where else can you take a shower? Massage parlour of course. Yes it's an expensive shower, but you get 2 showers and some very interesting benefits, hahaha.

Another time I really needed some tissue paper for my runny nose. And a massage parlour was only a few steps away. I would've been stupid not to go.

Then one time I had a job interview almost exactly beside a massage parlour. I mean if that wasn't fate practically forcing me to go, then I don't know what it was. I was relaxed quite chipper during the entire interview.

What excuses have you come up with to feed your ummm...habbits?

 

[Wems]

Err . . . . .ahh. . . . I was horny

 

[Olli]

Well obviously...but I mean we can't always admit that to ourselves. We need another perfectly reasonable excuse why we go.

Mr. Smartypants.

 

[sephienie]

Had to take a leak and couldn't find a Timmies

 

[Freeze Frame]

I ran out of candy and needed some sugar fast in my system!!!!!!!!! - so off to HFH I went

 

[Boo Boo Kitty]

Last time I got a massage

 

[bearsma90]

1.) Did that MPA have naturals or made-mades ? I gotta go back to verify it.

2.) I need to go out and buy stuff (DVD's, beer etc) for myself. On the way, I realize that there is more than enough beer in the fridge and there's nothing good on DVD right now. I'll gotta kill time somehow. Yep, a trip to the MP is the best option.

3.) After getting a haircut, I prefer a shower at an MP because those hand-held ones clean so much better.

 

[connie_jon]

I have a medical conditon, if I have too much stress, I will go into a coma. No one wants to be around a guy that sleeps all the time. It's not my fault, I am in a stressful job 5 days a week. So to keep awake, I need to go to a massage studio each day, to release my stress! Now if I can only find a way to sell this to my health insurance company it would be a almost perfect stressfree world and I can be awake at least part of the day.

 

[Brother Jonathan]

Ok Ok. . .. . .how 'bout. . . always wondered if they do anything more than just massage?!?!?!?!?

 

[Raphael]

Seriously, I have gone when I had sore legs or a sore back. Although I have seen an RMT when in pain or really sore, I welcome fact that I am just a little sore. It seems these MPA's have a way to make me forget about tightness in my legs and I come out a new man

 

[ay4uzzxx]

My right hand isn't exciting me the way it used to.

 

[brian Z]

Because its a Monday
Because its a Tuesday
Because its a Wednesday
Because its a . . you get the idea

 

[lostinlove1919]

In a nut shell, the only real reason is "sometimes you just have to spoil yourself".

 

[Kaleena Allen]

You need counselling not massage. You can't be mad at your hand forever.

 

[jess b]

I go to get a hard, professional, pressure-point massage on my sore, tight back and shoulder muscles. And if the attendant suddenly and unwantedly grabs ahold of another throbbing muscle , I can't be held responsible for what's been forced upon me at the end.

 

[Nunya B]

One winter day I was very, very cold, can't feel your legs cold, don't think it's possible to ever be warm again cold.

Coincidentally I was close to MP so went for a hot tub session.

Stooopid me, I had the water so freaking hot the poor little MPA burned her tootsies and wouldn't come in the tub. So she really had to make it up to me on the massage portion. Trouble was, I cooked myself and couldn't stop sweating which made a real strange brew with the oil. MPA had to massage, towel rub down, massage, towel rub down, repeat. But I didn't care, I was warm.

 

[Tom Odda]

Let's see was stuck in slow traffic once pulled off the highway for a 60 min session to let traffic die down.

Oh the funniest excuses would be "this will be my last one." Funny how it never turns out to be true.

Another one would be "well no one has seen this girl before so I'd better go."

 

[Kevin S]

Not really mad at it. Just disappointed with it as of late. Decided to buy some Glysomed, so we can see whether or not it spicens up our masturbation sessions. Hopefully it does the trick.

If any of you other guys are disappointed with your hand, here's a link to the hand cream.

https://www.feelbest.com/glysomed.cfm

 

[Scott H]

Did a good workout in the gym yesterday, so today is the day for massage to relax my muscles, so i can get ready for workout again tommorrow and the process continues.......