f**k

[Ryan N]

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k), an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful) or an interjection (f**k! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f**k she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k"..

Aside Reviewom its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings How the f**k are ya?
2. Reviewaud I got f**ked by the car dealer.
3. Resignation Oh, f**k it!
4. Trouble I guess I'm f**ked now.
5. Aggression f**k you!
6. Disgust f**k me.
7. Confusion What the f**k.......?
8. Difficulty I don't understand this f**king business!
9. Despair f**ked again...
10. Pleasure I f**king couldn't be happier.
11. Displeasure What the f**k is going on here?
12. Lost Where the f**k are we.
13. Disbelief Unf**kingbeliveable!
14. Retaliation Up your f**king ass!"
15. Denial I didn't f**king do it."
16. Perplexity I know f**k all about it."
17. Apathy Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?
18. Suspicion Who the f**k are you?
19. Panic Let's get the f**k out of here.
20. Directions f**k off.
21. Disbelief How the f**k did you do that?


It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a f**king asshole.
It can be used to tell time- It's five f**king thirty.
It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this f**king job?
It can be maternal- Motherf**ker.
It can be political- f**k Dan Quayle!



It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

What the f**k was that?
-Mayor of Hiroshima

Where did all these f**king Indians come Reviewom?
-General Custer

Where the f**k is all this water coming Reviewom?
-Captain of the Titanic

That's not a real f**king gun.
-John Len

Who's gonna f**king find out?
-Richard Nixon

Heads are going to f**king roll.
-Anne Boleyn

Let the f**king woman drive.
-Commander of Space Shuttle

What f**king map?
-Challenger, Mark Thatcher

Any f**king idiot could understand that.
-Albert Einstein

It does so f**king look like her!
-Picasso

How the f**k did you work that out?
-Pythagoras

-You want what on the f**king ceiling?
Michaelangelo

f**k a duck.
-Walt Disney

Why?- Because its f**king there!
-Edmund Hilary

I don't suppose its gonna f**king rain?
-Joan of Arc

Scattered f**king showers my ass.
-Noah

I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head.
-John F. Kennedy-

 

[Pompal 09.]

F**king hillarious
LOL
RG