Fairy Tale For Women

[twinmommy]

Once upon a timein a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
happened upon a Reviewog as she satcontemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her
castle.

The Reviewog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss Reviewom you, however,and I will turn backinto the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, wecan marry and set up housekeeping in my castle withmy mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean myclothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happydoing so. "

That night,as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed Reviewog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f*ckin' think so.