Question Farting in the room

[MalikFarush]

I went to a spa on Midland recently, and the middle aged pork chop farted constantly throughout the session. Clearly audible. I went back with vengeance on my mind and just stank the place up. I didn’t shower for 2 days beforehand either. I’ve suspected some hot chicks in the past of floating an air biscuit during the session, but nothing audible. Anyone dealt with this? What do you do?

 

[Dong Hung Lo]

piss on the floor

 

[Bustanut]

I went to a spa on Midland recently, and the middle aged pork chop farted constantly throughout the session. Clearly audible. I went back with vengeance on my mind and just stank the place up. I didn’t shower for 2 days beforehand either. I’ve suspected some hot chicks in the past of floating an air biscuit during the session, but nothing audible. Anyone dealt with this? What do you do?

Which place and which girl?

 

[Bustanut]

I would go in there drop a deuce not flush not wipe then go for a massage with the hoe

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

I went to a spa on Midland recently, and the middle aged pork chop farted constantly throughout the session. Clearly audible. I went back with vengeance on my mind and just stank the place up. I didn’t shower for 2 days beforehand either. I’ve suspected some hot chicks in the past of floating an air biscuit during the session, but nothing audible. Anyone dealt with this? What do you do?

This is why I avoid low class Asian massage parlours.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Only happened to me once. Typed a review about the incident. A lot of ppl found the incident hilarious. Was disappointed when she farted and she took it as a joke..

 

[Sajam Enjoyer]

To be honest, a girl farting during a session is pretty low on my list of potential problems. I've had it happen a few times and I just ignore it. Gasses are better left out than kept in and if she is letting it rip, it means she has made it a habit to not hold in farts which is great for your health

 

[gottahobby]

An escort once farted as she came hard while I was going down on her. A little stinky, but I knew it was an accident so I didn't say anything about it, and neither did she.

Not quite "mes compliments au chef" for my daty skills, but I'll always remember it lol

 

[not impressed]

To be honest, a girl farting during a session is pretty low on my list of potential problems. I've had it happen a few times and I just ignore it. Gasses are better left out than kept in and if she is letting it rip, it means she has made it a habit to not hold in farts which is great for your health

Farting , no problem, it’s horking up a Lugy that brings the limp dick , it seems to be a normal thing to do in public for them , a little discreet clearing of the throat would be nice

 

[The hook]

Shit in the shower........

 

[snoopdoggie]

An escort once farted as she came hard while I was going down on her. A little stinky, but I knew it was an accident so I didn't say anything about it, and neither did she.

Not quite "mes compliments au chef" for my daty skills, but I'll always remember it lol

Same thing happened to me. An older MILF gave me a massage in the nude. I asked if I can give her oral sex. She said yes. While on her back enjoying my tongue vibrating on her clit, she let one go. She apologized, but it wasn't big deal.

 

[MovingRightAlong]

Same thing happened to me. An older MILF gave me a massage in the nude. I asked if I can give her oral sex. She said yes. While on her back enjoying my tongue vibrating on her clit, she let one go. She apologized, but it wasn't big deal.

Dealing with it like a man.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Out of curiosity, has any one had FS with a SW on her period? I never cared with girlfriends, but with at an MP it would be awkward.

 

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

Lol everyone on here is literally an old fart

 

[gottahobby]

Out of curiosity, has any one had FS with a SW on her period? I never cared with girlfriends, but with at an MP it would be awkward.

It has happened a couple of times for me. Each time the escort was very apologetic and said she had no idea her period was due.

Multiple times I've had sessions with mpa's who had sponges or whatever stuffed up their pussies so they could work during their periods. Not a fan, as it certainly cuts down on my eagerness to do daty/digits...

 

[Filbrecht]

Lol everyone on here is literally an old fart

Not to worry, u'll get there faster than u think...If u are lucky enough, I mean...

 

[The Clit Commander]

anyone know any MPAS that would be willing to fart on my face without their underwear on? Daddy loves a little morning breeze in his coffee sometimes

 

[Deleted member 101953]

anyone know any MPAS that would be willing to fart on my face without their underwear on? Daddy loves a little morning breeze in his coffee sometimes

Shina @ Seductions. She'll do it for weed or coke..

 

[MalikFarush]

anyone know any MPAS that would be willing to fart on my face without their underwear on? Daddy loves a little morning breeze in his coffee sometimes

Are you Brazilian?

 

[DareDevil]

I still remember on one of my visits, I was giving one of the girls daty... I said to her you taste a bit funny down there. She says to me you were to quick, i forgot to tell you I'm on my period....OMG..
Maybe she thought she finished her period there was no pad....I felt like a vampire from that day onwards....