Favorite T-Shirt Slogans

[view93846]

Was watching tonight's Simpson's episode and Homer said a classic line I'd like to put on a t-shirt: "Why can't you just support my gibberish? I'd stand up for you if you were stupid!"

What are some clever/funny things you've seen on a t-shirt or thought you'd like to see?

 

[Daniel]

Suck all you
want
I'll make more

 

[tritran5555(poetri)]

Front side;

Help me. I'm still a virgin!

Back side;

This an old T-shirt

 

[Allanah P]

You had me at BLOW JOB

Female: I have the pussy, so I make the rules
Male: I have the $, so spread em!

 

[Euphoric Endeavors]

 

[Elissa]

 

[Nita]

On the back of a Harley T-shirt in N'Orleans;

His; If you can read this, the bitch fell off!

Hers; I'm the bitch that fell off!

 

[Chad D]

I need her address!!!

 

[yyyyyy]

I'm told Mr. Dallas has a present for Mrs. CG...

:shock:

And Mrs. Dallas has one for me:

Hee hee...

 

[Smoochy Tin Machine II]

 

[Pompal 09.]

 

[walksideways]

 

[tribeca_belle]

I used to have a whole series of shirts which I bought from "T-Shirt Hell"
Very Very offensive.

 

[christav.rodriguez]

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but this is not an appropriate shirt for a young boy...

 

[Evja Teacher]

LOL! Your's straps on though Gen... thats not quite the same. Hee hee...

(That's you in the pic isn't it!

)

 

[Big Dawg35]

Nice shirt. You have you any others ?

 

[Charly Hayes]

 

[mgm]

 

[The One With Three Eyes]

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