Female Massage

[nike loverr]

Well ladies ... have you ever had a senual massage.?..what parts did you enjoy /dislike about it..?..Think there is a gap in the market for services like this..??..Seen some ads on NZG but I have a feeling it could be done better....Not saying that I personally could do it better but an interesting business opportunity maybe.... Would appreciate your thoughts....I might go sign up for that massage class but I'd have to offer Revieweebies....cheers

 

[mstdean518]

Hands up anyone who would offer me this service for Reviewee?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Pick me Pick me ... not my 'hand' that is getting up

 

[guRl]

I could be persuaded

 

[Rebecca]

who wouldnt

 

[carebearnmbr46]

My point being that women don't EVER have to pay for a man to slide an oily hand down their butt-crack while they get prodded with an erection. I can only imagine paying for this service if I can have one guy going down on me, another one sucking my toes and a guy to massage my boobs at the same time.

 

[magul]

Meh, ignore the above, like men, not all women are capable of attracting suitors to pleasure them at a whim.

Basically, what someone would need to remember when setting up a place like this, is that women are also shallow, probably even more so than men, and therefore attractive buff men will be required. Not just any joe bloggs. You aren't catering to the straight man who seem to pay for anything with atleast one tit.

Reviewom my own perspective, if I were to hire someone for a sexy massage, they would have to be amazing at the massage part. Trained in swedish massage. That would be more important to me than the happy ending skill.

Also I would, and have, died of laughter when a dude has tried to body slide me. So probably take that part out and make the whole thing a bit more masculine. There is nothing less masculine than a dude trying to do a fuckin body slide. Jesus christ.

 

[Lie Ryan]

I totally agree with Kelly.



women who are not blessed with good looks sometimes have to pay for handsome muscle men to be with them. Not everyone is as attractive as you

 

[shallow hal]

Completely useless thread I'm aReviewaid.

A woman who couldn't get it for Reviewee Reviewom some hunk would probably be as porky as Oprah on a bad day, and have a face like a rottweiler chewing on a bumble bee.

Meaning - it wouldn't be pleasant to undertake

 

[OLD MAN OF KNOWLEDGE]

So would it be equally, or more, unpleasant for a woman to give a massage (or God forbid, let him fuck her) to a guy who is as porky as John Candy and has a face only a mother would love??

 

[Rasberry User]

Sounds too much like hard work to me!



You are right, they can always find some guy to fumble about but if they want it done properly.....


Also, I imagine the "getting prodded with an erection" part could be left out of the service.

It's probably best if the guy giving the service is at least partially clothed. Imagine how pissed off some girls would be if the guy DIDN'T get an erection with them.

 

[LQ_MASSAGE]

You are only thinking of one scenario. I have experienced 2 sensual massages and both were performed by women in my husband's presence. They were 2 of the most erotic experiences in my life and I am not even bi.

 

[siobhan]

You are right but that is what the guy who started this discussion asked about.

 

[Fluff]

Where do we sign up for this 4some Paris?? :whistling:

 

[Pompal 09.]

No Kidding!

I can easily accept that Paris (or any attractive woman) can find no end of lads willing to slide an oily hand up between her cheeks but is that a sensual massage? It takes quite a bit more than a bottle of scented oil and a map to the genitals to rate yourself a sensual masseur (or masseuse).

Women want a lot more out of a sensual massage than having their girly bits played with. There's a fair bit of knowledge, skill, empathy, theater and patience required to do it right.

Certainly among females the ability is a rare enough thing. I doubt that men (being so "task focused" when we sniff female pheromones) average any better.

My $0.02

 

[Firi]

Err - what makes you think women don't pay for this service?
There are many women who prefer to pay for the professional services of a male escort - be it simply for sensual massage, company or great sex!
Generally they prefer the attention a professional male can provide them.