Finally some reviews - THANKS!

[Jim Halpert]

Well, massageplanet.net has finally caught me. I have been a long time lurker, and usually use this board for good advice. I would now like to give back to the community that has helped me find some nice lunch boxes:

(In no order)

Josephines spa:
Tina - Amazing experience. I have been 3 times, and she keeps getting better! VERY similar to NONA - but, I think much better. She takes her time, it's kind of like an art - or a young child experiencing his/her first ice cream cone: lick slow and long, slow and long - spin, lick slow and long ooops, it's melting, lick fast and suck......

Lilith (Downtown, Bloor area)
Amazing. Great DFK and mutual oral. Very nice body, cute smile, into it big time! She really comes across as a Girl friend! I saw her only once as we made a mistake in our apppointment. I reserved for only 30 minute session - she must have thought I said 60 minutes. so.... after 60 minutes, and a great time - I left. But I only paid for 30 minutes. I phoned later to discuss because I knew something wasn't right. She didn't mind - I have to repeat with her soon! I give her a 10!

Erotic Danielle
This is a sore spot with me. Everyone out here claimed she was so perfectly hot, and a great session etc. Yes, she is o.k. looking - but she is very aggressive. And in a bad way. I guess you call it mechanical. She thought she was doing a great job, but I have had more fun, and better service from so many other providers! Also, what's up with her moles? Total turn-off! And the leathery skin?
Don't get me wrong, she's a very, very nice person - if you like to discuss cats for 20 minutes. She's definitely not in the top class of the SP's in the TO area, and shouldn't be at her price level. I give her a 6.

Eva (Evaescort)
This girl is beautiful!!! DFK, oral both ways. Great body. It's between her and Lilith for me. Eva seems like the kind of girl you see walking around Yorkdale mall, or Sherway. You know, those "fashiony" type hotties. She can play too! Great moves, great ass, nice body overall! She gets a 10!

Bunny (Redzone)
WOW. Now this is a contrast in my life. Met at a hotel - twice so far. She is a PSE. Not overly gorgeous - but she has that "you wanna F__k"? look about her. It's instant "oh yeah" when you walk in the door. DFK right away, have a shower, come out and... DFK more. then BBBJ, then DATY - then... anyways - she's a cool chick! Not like Eva or Lilith - but she sure as hell blows danielle away IMHO. She's actually a really good conversationalist too. Sat around after for 5-10 mins. and chatted. Kind of girl you can meet in a bar, or airport - and have fun chatting - and more fun f__king! She gets a 7.5 - 8.

NONA.
Need I say more. thanks for the intro boys. Try Tina at Josephi_es. A lot better!!!!!!!!

Michelle (toronto playpen)
Not bad. Not bad at all. very smooth skin. She does do the tongue in ear move while sliding. Kinda horny move! She "dines out" too, so she told me; but, I have yet to get hungry. She is a good massage partner. She gets a 7.

Ashley (Allure)
OK. I am seriously blushing right now! I love this girl. I've seen her twice - and I won't return. Why do you ask? I had some serious thoughts about her in-between sessions! She does her job to perfection. Just look at her pictures. BEAUTIFUL!! Cute nose, great body. But it's her personality! We clicked big time!!! I seriously had to stop seeing her, or I will be broke - both cash and heart!! (I'm over it now). She talked to me about it, which was very cool of her. She doesn't get a rating. Nothing in this world can compare to her. I will return one day.....

Vanessa (IT)
This is "jury still out" situation for me. Here's the deal:
Drive up north Toronto, spend good cash, have a mediocre time.
She is very sexy, she gave a great erotic and sensual massage - but as I have read here before - she moans, and it is soooo fake! (I was warned, but once you hear it, it's a turn off) I thought I would hear the word "NEXT" as I exited the studio. Not her fault, just a mechanical experience in that regard. Her BS was nice, and did gain her some extra points. She gets a 6-7.

Now - I read about IT and HFH all the time. I can't say I was impressed with IT on my first visit. (Not the place - but the service) I read about Amber and Paige - and Tarah from HFH. Are they really that good? I mean, drive all the way up there, spend $$$ - and get service that is comparible at other, less expensive spa's??? Please prove me wrong..... PM if you have time. Thanks all, and happy hunting!

Oh, BTW - I have gone to some Hamilton MP's as well - some great reviews to come.

 

[RabidBeast666@yahoo.com]

Great reviews. Now I have to get off my ass.