First time

[Althaea]

It's my 19th birthday. Every time me and some homies hit up the club scene we always drive around the hoe strip to see what's around. Just had a shitty night at Platinum. Payed $20 and it's crowded as hell and it's a fuckin sausage fest guy to girl ratio being 3 to 1.

So we leave the club disapointed, we drive around to window shop at some SWs. I'm like in a joking fasion "I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!" My friends are like "Yeah we'll hook you up!" They give me $40. We meet up with another friend who happens to live around the area. He driving separately in an old retired taxi cab or cop car. Can't remember what it was. I hop in his vehicle to go hoe shoppin and my friends wish me good luck.

I get in the back seat of the taxi/cop car and we park near another car with a white chick and black chick in it. The black girl gets out and approaches our window. I tell her it's my birthday and I'm trying to treat myself. First time ever with a hooker and my friend is in the front seat! I show her the money and we get to business.

The girl was a tall thick ebony girl with micro braids. She was smoking a cigarette and passed it to my friend to hold. She lifts up her shirt and I grab her boob instantly. She shivers at how cold my hand is because it's nearly Winter time. I'm hesitant to drop my pants so she teases me a bit asking if I want her to do all the work. I unzip myself and get ready to rock out with my cock out. I ask if she has a condom. She does and applies it on me with her mouth.

She starts sucking on my latex covered meat. I squeez her boob as she sucks on me. My leg starts cramping up for some reason so I stretch it out to the front and my friend is all like "WTF!" A few minutes pass by, She asks if I came yet and I tell her I havent. She starts telling me to hurry up so being a naive teenager I'm like "Yes Ma'am." She starts moaning to get me off and I finally burst inside the condom.

The SW ask if my friend wants some and he's like "I'm good". She tells me "Remember to throw that condom away!" Not wanting to get any jizz on my friend's carseats I hop out really quick, yank it off and chuck it. We drive back to my my other friend's car and they are surprised at how fast I came back. They don't believe I did it until they notice my unzipped pants and the nut stain on my white dress shirt. My friends make fun of me the rest of the way home to Maryland for being a "minute man". That's how I got into mongering. The End.

 

[SugarByte]

I see everybody is writing about their First AMP experiences, which is great but this thread is not just for ur !st amp experience. It could be your first sw, internet, etc:

 

[ted j]

I apologize for the wall of text. I will be sure to remember your advice if I have any more long stories to tell in the future.

 

[Dinky the Enthralled]

Ruffian...
I really wanted to read your post, but could not because it was about 1000 words written in one LONG paragraph. I would recommend using the "enter" button in the future and break your posts up into sections.

Van

 

[Pompal 09.]

well recent as in a year and a half ago. The night club was Aqua and it was on 1818.

 

[Aroused]

Does this place have a name/location?

 

[Philip H]

I'm a newb and my first time was pretty recent. I'm gonna try to sum it up as best as I can since when I've told my closest friends this story in person it takes like an hour. Two years ago, my friends tell me about the AMP and are interested in trying it. We were going to an Asian Sorority party at some small DC venue for a friend's bday party. So I go with the intent of getting some action. Not from the girls from the party but from a girl on the other side of the building. My friend talks to what I think was the owner of the night club and he directs us where to go. I come with one of my friends. We ring the doorbell and an older Korean lady comes. (I find out we call her Mamasan from reading forums). We're younger guys so she ask how old we are. I tell her I'm 21 and my friend is 19. She does not like the fact he is 19 and tells him to leave. I ended up c-blocking him and since I was so determined I close the glass door on him and wave goodbye. Mamasan asks me how I found out about the place. I tell her "Owner". She asks if it's my first time and I say yes. She ask me if I know rules and I say "Tell me the rules. " She told me I get Shower, Massage and finally "Pleasure. " I ask how much I should pay and she tells me 160. I was 10 short but she said what I had was alright. I'm lead into a room and sit down on the couch. "Friends" is on TV. Mamasan ask me if I want anything to drink and I say "no". I was really nervous. Outside in the hallway I say gorgeous Korean women in lingerie walking around. Finally my girl was ready. She walks me into the room and I see a lot of pink hellokitty stuff around. She tells me her name is "Jeanie". She tells me to disrobe. I take all my clothes off minus my underwear. She tells me to drop it. I drop it nervously while trying to get a bigger erection to make my junk look bigger. She wraps a towel around me, grabs me by the hand and walks me to the shower table. I see more gorgeous asian women who smile at me as I get led in. I lay on the table and Jeanie soaps me up thoroughly. She gets into every crevice of my body. When she has me flip over I feel both good and violated by the credit card motion of her soapy hand between my buttocks. Bath is done and she dries me off. She takes me by the hand and walks me back to the room. I lay down naked on the bed face down and she straddles me. She massages my back and my feet until I've had enough. She gets off me drops her panties and takes off her top. She teases me by sucking and licking on me. She brushes her tits against my shaft and licks my sack for a bit. Now the fun begins. Earliar that day another friend told me to beat off three times that day before going in and I had taken his advice. Bad idea. She gets on me and starts riding me. She was a real good actress faking her sex sounds so well. Due to me busting three times prior, it was very diffucult for me to climax. She ask me if I wanted to do her doggy. I proceed and my legs end up cramping. Back to position one and she ride me again and is now tired. She gets off me wipes off her sweat and grabs my shaft and starts jerking it. I sit back and relax. I'm still having a hard time climaxing and Jeanie is starting to get mad and frustrated. Jeanie gets tired so I grab my own dick and start beating it with my right while I'm touching her pussy with my left hand. Angered by me taking action in my own hands, Jeanie slaps my hand off my cock and takes off the rubber. She applies lotion and starts rubbing me up and down vigorously while faking her sex noises. As I'm getting jacked, I finally start to explode and BOOM a stream of ECTOPLASM shoots out and almost hits the ceiling. Jeanie, shocked by my Peter North like load jumps back and gasps a bit. My white goo lands on my chest. Jeanie grabs like 5 sheets of Kleenex to wipe me off. She tells me to go shower. I end up showering alone. Jeanie helps me get dressed. I walk out, wave good bye to Mamasan and head back to the Night Club. That folks was my first and only AMP visit. I do plan to return with less embarassing experiences though. I just need more guidance from all you veterans out there!

P.S. This story was a "creative writing work of fiction"

 

[Keia]

The entry requirements for this hobby are easier for sports fans. You apparently aren't one, so here's what you need to do. Over the course of several days, cut out the little ads for "spas," etc. out of the bottom of the pages in the Washington Post sports section. Then, with the clippings in front of you, and as the gang indicated, read the local area forums--DC, Northern Va, and several MD forums--looking for sub forums for massage parlors. The postings will make more sense at that point.

 

[Brandon W.]

RTFF!!!

JJ

 

[Abayomi]

After you Read The Fucking Forum you should be able to find these places.

 

[reflexologist_bp]

Ran into this forum recently and just curious to find as how can I find these places in D.C? Me and my friend would like to visit them. Any information would be helpful.

Thanks in advance

 

[destinbury]

My first time going to a AMP was 3 years ago, I was nervous as hell. I been to several in Germany and Thailand but not here. So I walked in, was led to the room and took off my clothes. I had a great girl as she must of known I was newb. She took control, asked if I been there before. I said no. But she smiled and gave me amazing ass play that I have not had since, then flipped and blew my mind.

Hotness

 

[Binst is happy]

About 2 years ago, my friend had taken me to a bar in DC that night and we had no luck. My friend asked if I wanted to go to the DMP, I asked what the hell that was. He referred to the AMP as a Dirty Massage Parlor, needless to say I was gung hoe for some action. I remember once I was lead to the room I undressed but left my boxers on, pretty petite asian girl says take everything off for the shower. Shower was awesome, I was still nervous and when she brought me back and started to give me a massage, she asked if I wanted everything. I said yes and went and grabbed my wallet and pulled out $, I was going to hand it to her but she let me know just to leave it on the stand. Best time ever and I love this hobby, although its to pricey to partake in all the time.

 

[ariellee.]

Actually, it was a FS KMP.

The time was the mid-1980s and Manhattan was KMP Heaven. Several venues advertised in the back pages of the Village Voice and, eventually, Screw magazine.

After seeing these ads, curiosity overcame me. I called the 29th Street Health Club (bet 6th & Broadway) and received the address.

This place was impressive: wet and dry saunas and a relatively large staff. I walked in and saw an image that will be forever burned onto my mind: 10 smiling K-Girls sitting around in Danskins.

I picked Mimi and she blew me away: great table shower, hard excellent shiatsu; excellent CBJ with her kissing/licking around the vicinity (Asian); and wild pounding in several positions to finish.

I was hooked!

The 29th Street Health Club remained my favorite for several years. It was always good for a night cap after a date if I wasn't allowed to go all the way.

Eventually, I discovered several other FS KMPs, including Kiku, which was on Seventh Avenue around 26th Street located a few floors above FEDEX. That also was a great place and it was near Penn Station which made it very convenient. I get major wood every time I walk past that FEDEX as I think of hot sex with K-Girls . . .

Eventually, I moved to Japan. On my first several trips to Seoul, I tried (and failed) to find these types of venues. Eventually, I discovered the "Glass Houses" in Oh-Pal-Pal, Miari and Youngsam.

Eventually, I also discovered the Soapland experience in Japan - a form of service so fantastic that it was exported to Bangkok.

I digress . . . I'll always remember Mimi and the 29th Street Health Club. Three weeks ago, when I was in Manhattan, I walked past the exact location and whispered a quiet tribute to the goddess Eros.

 

[lumpy]

Ohhhh the memories. Leaving a local strip club one summer night in 06 I was slightly revved up. It was just one of those nights when the asses in the club were shaking just right. Unable to get any guaranteed take home from the club I rolled. Not wanting to chance 14th, I hit the AMP on k. Went in, paid my dues and was ushered upstairs into a warm room. I instantly relaxed. In walks a cute 20 something with a nice rack. Got a decent short massage and when she flipped me over I was already at attention. She figured what I wanted, we handled it, and off went the bikini. I drilled her mish till I got my rocks off. Didn't think to get her naame or anything. I walked back to the car VERY refreshed.