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:Flip-flops and a *****
2 friends Jo and Henry are sitting at a bar.
Jo looks a little depressed.
Henry - "What's Wrong Jo"
Jo - "It's my wife's birthday next week and I've got no clue what to get her"
Henry - "It was just my wife's birthday last month"
Jo - "Whaddah get her?"
Henry - "A Mercedes Benz and a diamond ring"
Jo - "WTF?!?"
Henry - "Well, that way, if she doesn't like the Mercedes, she's bound to like the diamond ring"
Jo - "hmmm...."
....
Few days later, same 2 guys sitting at the bar.
Henry - "So Jo, you figure out what to get your wife for her birthday"
Jo - "Yeah, I got her flip-flops and a dildo"
Henry - "WTF?!?!"
Jo - "Well, that way if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself"
2 friends Jo and Henry are sitting at a bar.
Jo looks a little depressed.
Henry - "What's Wrong Jo"
Jo - "It's my wife's birthday next week and I've got no clue what to get her"
Henry - "It was just my wife's birthday last month"
Jo - "Whaddah get her?"
Henry - "A Mercedes Benz and a diamond ring"
Jo - "WTF?!?"
Henry - "Well, that way, if she doesn't like the Mercedes, she's bound to like the diamond ring"
Jo - "hmmm...."
....
Few days later, same 2 guys sitting at the bar.
Henry - "So Jo, you figure out what to get your wife for her birthday"
Jo - "Yeah, I got her flip-flops and a dildo"
Henry - "WTF?!?!"
Jo - "Well, that way if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself"
- JerryWangWw:
Suko every day have different style 7 girls working here please call 905-597-8880
- lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201❣Friday, ❣ Fifi, friendly girl, dark hair, very nice curvy body, busty, pretty, soft hands to relax you and highly developed sensual skills 
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ANNIE SPA 
7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE 
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NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Yumi
A striking new tall gorgeous Korean model with long, flowing reddish-brown hair cascading down her back and a slender, elegant figure that exudes grace and poise. Yumi’s natural confidence and allure, make her approachable - H-MomoBeauty:
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- Golden Sunshine Spa:
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- Withme_Spa:
at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east ❣
Friday, ❤ New, abt 5'2", full body woman, nice bust, pretty face. Cheerful, excellent finish... Judy, slim, and sexy body, very pretty. High energy session 
Kim, gorgeous, long brown hair, a sexy medium body ... nice service Jasmine, slim, and sexy body, nicely stacked, very pretty young lady, friendly, nice style of relaxation treatment Gaga,medium height, stacked, friendly and pretty, firm treatment and over the top finish. 
416 297-7488 - hiyamickey:
Friday we have 7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address:6262 Hwy7 until #1 Vaughan,：905-851-4888
- gold__rose__spa:
🏵at 1536 Warden Avenue 
❣Friday, Nana, small in stature, slim and fit. A very pretty girl, does a relaxing treatment and fantastic finish. 🏵 Fifi, a strong, full body girl, 
647 346-8086 - AliceSpa:
FRIDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. Alice spa has 3 very hot girls today. Open 10am to 9pm: ANNA (1pm-9pm) : is a hot & sexy curvy girl from Vietnam with C Cups. Anna has strong massage & good service. MINA (12pm to 9pm): is a tall slim former model from Taiwan, with B Cups, pretty face, strong massage, bbbj fs, (special service), great services.
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Kiki and suki works
- Red_Pearl_Spa:
❤at 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5
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Friday, 
Kelly, today for an amazing treatment... 5'5", long light brown hair, at least C, decent English and upbeat, cheerful personality. ❣647 352-1588 - Moneylee:
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address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 
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- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Ivy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
- OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Lucy & Mia. Lucy is Hot and in her early 20's and is Very Beautiful. Mia is also a slim cute girl. Drop In and Enjoy A Delicious & Satisfying Experience Today! OPEN: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text
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JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS
TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: GraceA new alluring and skilled Asi - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today, young sweet Summer slime 30’s and young fun Tina with curve body open mind, pretty GFE Lina and sexy coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- HollywoodSpa:
Friday at
𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: TRACY & MICHICO. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. TRACY is a slim, taller & pretty lady, very friendly with an extensive menu. MICHICO is a young slim, beautiful - ForeverWarden:
Friday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳 : Ashley, Bobo & Sasa. Ashley is a very beautiful & young Indian lady, with great services. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Sasa is a slim & sweet Korean lady, about 5’4” with C Cups. She can offer top quality bbbj and cfs - HolidaySpa:
Friday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: LINA, YOYO & CINDY. LINA is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups & a VERY sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. - SugarLoveSpa:
Friday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
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Happy & Nayla are in today Call
Text: (647) 381-2688 
Happy is a very talented Korean Babe 
Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded 
Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Jessica 155 cm, 90Ibs Pretty Girl with amazing personality and super easy to get along Sasa Sexy Vietnamese Body Type She is very sweet Provides Excellent Customer Service Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl647- 446-0886
- See You Health Center:
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- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366
New girl Cherry (Student)Hot and sexy body, big boobs super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise
You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces - Shangri-la Spa:
♀Freedom Friday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Aaliyah, Tina, Coco, Cici, JPN Yui, Super Happy, Echo, Selena & Doris— 
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Mr610:
Renne
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's tomorrow's sneak peek: For Friday January 24, 2024, our attendants will be Ada, Opal , Cici
, Vicky and Christina Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Now there are 3 girls working, sexy girl Mia big boobs 36 DD hot body slide Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Lisa can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking - New spring spa@:
sexy hot Malaysian Latino Korean girls working at Nu spring spa416-669-8508
- JerryWangWw:
Suko every day have different style 7 girls working here please call 905-597-8880
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici - H-MomoBeauty:
MoonMoon spa/416 887 8801/8131Yonge st #203 Cuban girl Mimi in today
- AliceSpa:
THURSDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔.4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 girls here today at ALICE SPA. Open 10am to 9pm: BEBE : is a nice young Korean girl with a natural super busty DD Cup, petite small body, open minded bbby cim cof rim, always cooperative, excellent services. KITTY (12:30am-9pm) : is a new Korean girl, super busty, small body, new to the business. Very friendly,
- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… MimiA captivating and alluring new massage girl from Korea whose elegance and c - wonderspa:
wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday ,RMT available Ensuit shower available 
,service queen Sunny,she is very friendly nice girl,deep tissue massage and nice body slide,short Q girl Lucy is very good looking,she got a lot experience,deep to relaxing massage,hot stone,cupping,,long hair big boobs Mina very friendly amazing massage back walk every popular - Moneylee:
All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Fedi,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 9 hot brown girls today LUCY, MONIKA, PRIYA, ANGEL, SARA, PREETI, SABHA, SARIKA, AMANDA 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Vivian , pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Yuki ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899️️
- hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address:6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,：905-851-4888
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today, young sweet Vivian 22’s and young fun Ivy 36DD with big buttocks 30’s open mind, pretty GFE Tina and sexy coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Jenny - An exotic tall and slim Vietna
- OrchidSPA:
Today is Beautiful Girls Cici & Tiffany. Cici has lovely Sexy Body and Provides a Smooth Full Body Massage. Tiffany is a Young and Very Sexy Girl with natural 34C boobs. Open: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text️ (437) 220-6963 ~ 3601 Highway 7, Unit#103, Markham
- HollywoodSpa:
Thursday at𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: CINDY, JENNY & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. CINDY is a slim & pretty lady with long dark hair and a pleasing personality. JENNY is slim, attractive
- ForeverWarden:
Thursday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Sophia & Tracy. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Sophia is a sweet & pretty Chinese lady with natural B Cups and an awe-inspiring smooth rounded ass.
- HolidaySpa:
Thursday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: LUCY, YOYO & CINDY. LUCY is a beautiful and slim Asian lady with a happy disposition and great services. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups & a VERY sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. (Shhh, don’t tell anyone: YOYO is a hidden GEM)
- SugarLoveSpa:
Thursday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: LUNA, SUSAN & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SUSAN is a small, slim & sexy brown girl, only 53 Kgs, with nice boobs and ass, very versatile services. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls working today. Suki and Kiki. They are both young, pretty, cute, petite, with sweet smiles and good massage.
- lotushubspa:
Good morning, dear customers, today Lotus Spa arranges female masseuses. Different girls work every day. Today there is Lisa. from South Korea, Yuki from China, Mary from Taiwan. Please call 9052375885 or 4163565876 SMS address 10737 Yonge St unit13
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here MeetLunaValentinaCindyCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
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