Two girlReviewiends are walking down the street on Valentine's Day and they pass a flower shop, where one of them just happens to see her boyReviewiend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh no, my boyReviewiend is buying me flowers again."
Her girlReviewiend looks at her and asks, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers on Valentine's Day?"
The first replies, "Oh sure ... but ever time he buys me flowers, he thinks that in return I should spend the whole next week with my legs spread and my ass in the air. And sometimes I just don't feel like it."
Her girlReviewiend looks startled, then asks, "Don't you have a vase?"
She sighs and says, "Oh no, my boyReviewiend is buying me flowers again."
Her girlReviewiend looks at her and asks, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers on Valentine's Day?"
The first replies, "Oh sure ... but ever time he buys me flowers, he thinks that in return I should spend the whole next week with my legs spread and my ass in the air. And sometimes I just don't feel like it."
Her girlReviewiend looks startled, then asks, "Don't you have a vase?"