Last weekend I took three for the team.
First stop is 718-704-8100 at 38th between Bowne and Parsons. Cindy is older (50s) woman with no chest but a decent shape. Her favorite word is “No.” She works with another woman and a phone mama who is off-site. If she had a chest, I would have gone for it. $50.
Our second stop is 718-640-4966 on Farrington between 35th and Northern. I usually don’t go to storefronts. Fung-Fung is a younger (30s) woman with some curves. Her favorite word is “Sir.” This place appears legit although there are some cubicles in the back. Fung-Fung certainly was legit, although she didn't mind the occasional grope. Storefront, man working, timers; And still I stayed. Clean place. I saw her load my towels into the washer. $45.
917-841-7800 brings us to 33-70 aka ground-zero. If you read the ad, no call is needed, although I’m sure they would like one. Too bad. Ci-Ci is in her 40s with a small gut, and a tattoo I didn’t get a chance to appreciate. She doesn’t have a favorite word. $40.
#1 and #3 are R+T. #2 wasn't even that. I was looking for extras. Oh for the old days, when you could enter a Flushing clinic and the woman would say “Which hole do you want first?”
Maybe it wasn’t as good as that, but I would have had a better time with Lily on Main St then with any of the three I saw last weekend.
You’re welcome.