Football FINALLY makes sense.

[dominicanmarine163]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend
to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their
team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarmassageplanetack! Get the
quarmassageplanetack!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!​

 

[muqxjsrb]

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